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welcome to the shitshow

[not wylin @SummitSchmidt]

I have lots of free time in History and because of that I take bad pics of jbs face so here’s a long thread that I will update

[『ＷＯＺＺＡ』 @WickedWozza]

@catgirlprostate Criticizing Isreal in the car and Waze suddenly recalculates to take you to a dead end street in a high crime area

[Deebs @DeebsFLA]

JIMMY BUFFETT?!?

[yareli @alittleyareli]

@_adamlondon trump in his press appearances tmrw

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Wyoming has a lower population than the other 49 states COMBINED

[Eddie @chacaranda]

My neighbors fly a flag that’s just a picture their house

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Tom Brady was so good that growing up I used to kneel next to my bed and pray that the Patriot’s plane would explode

[reilly kate @helloreilly]

He yearns for the Midwest

[✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ @chi_urbanist]

Hell yea

[c a r r i e @discountgourds]

waited for 6 minutes for this to cycle back onscreen

[Reginald IV @RealRCIV]

Crazy that Leo the XIV made his entrance in the most Chicago way possible

[Vol-Eye Moody @VolEyeMoody]

Bulking tonight thanks to 11.8 grams of protein from Bapple. #bang

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

We’re under a tornado warning so my beautiful, fragile wife is hiding in the bathtub while I am prepared to be violently hurled into the sky much like a pagan sacrifice.

[Banner @Banner299]

@bluewmist I make women sleep on the side closer to the door so they get attacked first.

[Edge @SomethingEra2]

Official white boy of the year rankings:

1. Luigi Mangione
2. Timothee Chalamet
3. Cooper DeJean
4. Shane Gillis
5. Sam Darnold

Who did I miss?

[J.E. @pigshitsonballs]

Never buying Gatorade again. 5lb bucket of fucking horse electrolytes from tractor supply. Never getting hungover again or being iron deficient. I am the #boss . Sipping on half of a horse dose and I feel great. My skin is fucking tingling.

[not wylin @SummitSchmidt]

free her

[mugshawtys @mugshawtys]

possession of a machine gun, possession of a firearm silencer, and possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Lost a fucking legendary person bro. My whole driving/drifting passion was built off this man 😢 bro I’m broken right now. I’ve never fucked with somebody I’ve never met so hard. Shit is unreal bro. I really wish this shit was a joke

[not wylin @SummitSchmidt]

horchata