Mathew Clouser

Hater of Bananas.

[Mathew Clouser @SumoCartwheel]

@YourOldDroog That’s YODtistic, my man. Respect.

[Mathew Clouser @SumoCartwheel]

@augustjsmith You two pulled it off though... I can practically taste the priorat from here!

[Mathew Clouser @SumoCartwheel]

@BootsRiley That would be me, sadly. I live in a small, rural town, closest theater is an hour away + I’m helping octogenarian in-laws move. Contemplating buying tickets anyway to help boost sales cuz I want art to thrive. Would that actually help?

[Mathew Clouser @SumoCartwheel]

Yahweh? More like, naw, guey

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Zohran Mamdani quoted Tupac Shakur when asked if he opposes the war in Iran:

"This war killed thousands of civilians, so yes, I strongly oppose it— Tupac said it decades ago, we always seem to have money for war but never to feed the poor."

[Mathew Clouser @SumoCartwheel]

@richardsiken Heard about it, why?

[Mathew Clouser @SumoCartwheel]

@WorldWideWob Dawg, I hit so big with this on Kalshi

[Mathew Clouser @SumoCartwheel]

@augustjsmith I might have to make my self a bootleg. I can convince myself that Eleanor would prefer that tbh

[Mathew Clouser @SumoCartwheel]

@augustjsmith Was this dark dark mouth era? How could I have missed that? The only way I would not have copped is if the didn’t have my size 😤

[Mathew Clouser @SumoCartwheel]

@augustjsmith This will not stand!

[Mathew Clouser @SumoCartwheel]

@augustjsmith This shit is so hard!

[Mathew Clouser @SumoCartwheel]

@overthinkingNBA One thing that would be killer for comps is to map the statistical data into profiles to compare/overlay w/ previous players coming out of college/in the NBA. Would remove some subjectivity.

Thinking about the player shapes that @redrock_bball uses.

[Mathew Clouser @SumoCartwheel]

@overthinkingNBA I’m really enjoying having all the data so easily accessible, I think that’s the biggest strength and appeal. Comps are always tough, so I won’t dwell on that too much except to say these made me laugh out loud. Laughter is good, right?

[Mathew Clouser @SumoCartwheel]

@AfakasiToa @CarrickP3215 @OrevaZSN So, you’re saying you think services = income? No reasonable person can argue that.

Speaking of unreasonable, your argument = poverty drops when we put poor people in jail?

Do you know how census data is collected?

The level of stubborn & wrong here is A+++

I’m going to bed

[Mathew Clouser @SumoCartwheel]

@stats_feed Forehead tattoo

[Mathew Clouser @SumoCartwheel]

@augustjsmith But if I’m not asleep how will I dream, baby, dream?

[Mathew Clouser @SumoCartwheel]

@augustjsmith Poe’st Pop