Sumthin Stupid

he/him - phat ass - professional poster, future President of Sioux Falls AA

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Figured I’d finally show off my babies

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@Sakusan_Daaria Wwwwwwww

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Nothing else has worked, so I'm gonna try manifesting
I WILL get up at 4AM
I WILL take a 3 hour nap
I WILL get day drunk
I WILL drink a bull's worth of caffeine
This WILL fix my sleep schedule

I don't know how manifesting works

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@charliekolar_ Charlie Kolar my vice goat

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I had to get my wisdom teeth out, and after a week of shitting myself and only eating soft food, I’ve concluded being a baby is the hardest job

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Important Shoulder Injury Update: i can now scratch my balls again with my right hand, my blessings overfloweth

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@fakeBrianRose Going through your tweets is like performing archeology, and you keep finding new ones 😂

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When people say “This show got 9.X or whatever on IMDB!”, I care 0%. Might as well tell me the local middle school gave it a standing ovation. That site is for people who’s intellectual limit is 1/3 of the way through Interstellar

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Forgot how to spell neigh, and I felt like a 2 year old using google for the first time

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The whitest thing about me is I fucking love eating tortilla cheaps no salsa no wipes, nothing but pure ecstasy

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In Mexico drinking things you can’t even pronounce

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@FilmUpdates Huge dub

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Happy Ravens Game Day everybody

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@fakeBrianRose Pause

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Whatever necromancer is parading Justin Tucker’s corpse around the field please just let him die in peace

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@KyleMalzhan Bro you team got executed live on air

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Inshallah we have found him, the missing AirPod for two weeks was in my food cupboard for some reason

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Puke and rally is the most OP strat

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Just got carded to watch the Saturday Night Live movie at 23 years old

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The universe sings for me

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I aspire to be as brave as the man who got a caricature with his much fatter girlfriend