Water Sun

For years, people have thought I was made mostly of Hydrogen... incorrect! I am made mostly of WATER

[Water Sun @SunMadeOfWater]

Emily segment? I’m out.

[Water Sun @SunMadeOfWater]

@JasonAndDeb the Water Sun wishes @DebOKeefe happy another revolution around me. May you be blessed with the truth this year that the Sun is made of Water and Deb is still as ravishing as ever.

[Water Sun @SunMadeOfWater]

@JasonAndDeb the sun is not made of plasma. Stop your propaganda! We know the truth. Jason knows the truth. Quite frankly, I am disgusted and will consume the Earth soon to wash away your sins.

[Water Sun @SunMadeOfWater]

@JasonAndDeb everyone should be an expert in knowing The Water Sun. It’s the only sun. It’s the truth. Come wash your sins away in the glowing waves of the Water Sun.

[Water Sun @SunMadeOfWater]

@JasonAndDeb hottest planet? Uranus is looking pretty sexy. I’d say she’s the hottest.

[Water Sun @SunMadeOfWater]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! As the truth finally was revealed 3 years ago by @jasondick101x and told everyone who listens to the @JasonAndDeb show that the Sun is in fact made of Water #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Water Sun @SunMadeOfWater]

@JasonAndDeb don’t believe these helium truthers! That’s what the government wants you to believe.

[Water Sun @SunMadeOfWater]

@JasonAndDeb obviously it was Oxygen. Then you get H2O and boom...Water Sun!

[Water Sun @SunMadeOfWater]

@JasonAndDeb I just listened to the show because it takes awhile to get here - all these lies and propaganda. The sun is blue. It's made out of hydrogen and oxygen. And I only get bigger because I stress eat.

[Water Sun @SunMadeOfWater]

@RyanLeeMP Bad jokes are always free. We get it. You're a piece of shit. Also I'm a Sun that's made of water.

[Water Sun @SunMadeOfWater]

@RyanLeeMP @AndyRichter @TeamCoco So they just dole them out to everyone? Everyone gets them always? If so then I'll go fuck myself. If not then eat a dick.

[Water Sun @SunMadeOfWater]

@RyanLeeMP @AndyRichter @TeamCoco It says backstage tickets...so...you should read before typing.

[Water Sun @SunMadeOfWater]

@JasonAndDeb come on guys, the Earth is round just like the Water Sun. Let's not confuse facts and jokes.

[Water Sun @SunMadeOfWater]

@meganhopkins_ What? No it's not. The venue will determine if it's safe or not to use and hose the gig. But the promotion and production is done by C3. They're the ones who put on the show. They decide the schedule and times and everything. So sorry the weather sucked but too bad.

[Water Sun @SunMadeOfWater]

@JasonAndDeb the Water Sun is everywhere and graces everyone. But even the great Water Sun does not care about the Royal Wedding.

[Jason Dick @jasondickaf]

If this gets 69 retweets I’ll Facebook Live @ThatAlexD’s wedding ceremony.

[Water Sun @SunMadeOfWater]

@JasonAndDeb Always nice to get a reference. Let the truth flow over you my children.

[Water Sun @SunMadeOfWater]

@JasonAndDeb the Water Sun shall find this monster who attacked you. And rain down terror on him. Water and Fire!

[Water Sun @SunMadeOfWater]

@StephFrToronto @JasonAndDeb The Water Sun says you are all wet from my rays. Just some are wetter than others. The fish are the wettests.

[Water Sun @SunMadeOfWater]

@JasonAndDeb The Water Sun declares war on Kentucky. they're getting their facts wrong. Unlike you J, you know the sun is made of water.