INCREDIBLY GOOD LOOKING

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[hexy🏆 @TheOrangeHex]

And im gonna wave it proudly tomorrow on your fucking head

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

Everyone shouts "Tax the Rich"... but look at the facts.

A $150k earner pays around $30,600 in federal tax.

A $25k earner pays about $1,200.

It takes 25 people on $25k to contribute what one person on $150k does.

So why drive high earners out of the U.S. when they already shoulder most of the burden?

The problem isn't how much tax is collected.

The problem is how much the government wastes.

Stop blaming the rich.

Start holding the government to account.

[Based Illinoisan @BasedIllinoisan]

This is treason.

And no I’m not exaggerating.

[INCREDIBLY GOOD LOOKING @SunShoe]

I gotta get to Japan

[ZEKE22 @zeke_22]

アメリカ兄貴に地元の祭りを宣伝してあげねば

日本では騎馬武者がこのように大迫力の走りを見せてくれます

[Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles]

What an odd thing to say.

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

>70% is China and India

So what should we do about them retard?

[INCREDIBLY GOOD LOOKING @SunShoe]

@MNHockeyStar Buddy do you just pull these odds out of your ass?

[zxy @zelinarxy]

the romans would have taken this as an omen and launched a full scale invasion

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

"The Wasian figure skater has a father who's a legal immigrant and lawyer, so you must accept infinity Somalis"

I refuse to believe you actually think this is a valid argument

[Harrison Krank @HarrisonKrank]

You can hear the genuine pride in Donald Trumps voice when he called the Team USA Hockey Team

[INCREDIBLY GOOD LOOKING @SunShoe]

@LoserWalking 🦅🐍

[INCREDIBLY GOOD LOOKING @SunShoe]

4 double vodka crans en route to Saint Lucia to get married to my fine ass lady - tanks

[Bizlet @bizlet7]

Fuck manufacturing security and health I guess. Let’s simply become dependent on our greatest geopolitical rival. Sure it will turn out nicely.

[Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷 @marcorandazza]

So what if she hates Republicans?

The list of things that make you a patriotic American worthy of being congratulated does not include "liking your political party"

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

I think it’s a wildly low bar to celebrate an American for simply standing for our anthem at the Olympics.

What Alysa Liu should be celebrated for, other than her gold, is refusing to compete for communist China, and enduring the threats from Chinese spies after refusing to.

[Rager @Rager]

You made no money.
You sold nothing.
You still owe taxes.

The absurdity of unrealized gains taxation.

[Maoist Landlord™️ @fleshsimulator]

Shell pays $12,500,000,000 in taxes and we have one shell and twenty million bobs

[@Chicago1Ray 🇺🇸 @Chicago1Ray]

To all you moms and dads out there, please raise your daughters to be just like Tamyra Mensha-Stock and not like Amber Glenn

[J 🎙️ @blackhawkce457]

I would rather lose every event in the Olympics and send a bunch of Patriots to represent us, than win every medal and send a bunch of spoiled brats who disrespect our country.