Simon

[Timothy James Byrne @TimmyUk]

… apparently my new iPhone was delivered today - but I never received it … CCTV shows different so this may be a case for the Police - stealing from me in a care home - that’s pretty low … 🚚

[Lib @ljs69_]

Working away and was asked “Is that a Welsh accent I hear?”

Are you fucking serious??????

[Simon @Sunbedsi40]

@Hazzy2_0 https://t.co/jsZLFYseGP

[Simon @Sunbedsi40]

@returningfromt2 #shite

[Simon @Sunbedsi40]

@WokeOli

[Simon @Sunbedsi40]

@Penelope_10x #shite on the drink #class on the crisps.

[MD @SnoopDoogyDoog]

@Penelope_10x @MHalberstram14 @BarelyLegalG1

[Simon @Sunbedsi40]

@slazzvest #class

[Timothy James Byrne @TimmyUk]

… my current plug setup - it works for me … 🔌⚡️

[Simon @Sunbedsi40]

@carlyjohnson123 @honestm4tty @Dylzzyy Get him fucking #shagged

[a Dating Joel @JoelFunkyman]

Getting some excellent #lizard content today

[Marcus Halberstram @MHalberstram14]

Watching Thunderbolts it’s fucking shite what a waste of time

[Simon @Sunbedsi40]

@JoelFunkyman #shite

[Simon @Sunbedsi40]

Back like the bad aids.

[Simon @Sunbedsi40]

@JH37777