Blue haired ceramics major • I make and sell essential oddities🍓🦝 fueled by juneberry redbull~ follow for one-of-a-kind tribkets and 🐁 pics~ pfp is @/oreocat
me at 16: well i certainly hope i’m a homeowner by 25. no sense in flushing money down the toilet in rent. plus my spouse will help pay the mortgage
me at 26: i am never going to financially recover from the events of the February 2025 Build-A-Bear splurge
@heyMAKWA My porch used to be filled with those scary brown beetles that die easily, if you didn’t sweep them every night they’d cover ur porch, now there’s like 5 per night, they used to be so prevalent they’d land on you. I was terrified but now i’m sad they’re gone.
It appears my PerfectProtestor™️ humanoid bot, who can only say "disagree" at 50dB in law enforcement-designated PeaceZones®️, has just been shot nine hundred times in a row by the LAPD. Even so, I believe that, at scale, PerfectProtestors™️ can effect meaningful change
This girl i follow on instagram is naming a straight person that sucks everyday for pride month but they aren’t famous people they are local people we know and i have never respected anyone more
yesterday a guy at the grocery store said he was using chatgpt to make a grocery list and I straight up stabbed him in the parking lot. there was so much blood