Mediocretes

Improbable spam. Meat conglomerate. Caucasiax. Aggressively mediocre. Alt-country adjacent. Intersectional jaywalker. Motivated procrastinator.

[Mediocretes @SundayFunDayze]

We both know that this isn't going to work.
Yes, we follow the same people and maybe I said something you agreed with, or you thought I was funny, but sooner or later I'm going to hurt your feelings and you'll realize it was a mistake. Let's just agree we had fun and move on.

[Sports Patriot @SportsPatriotUS]

Coach White chose to defend Sophie Cunningham’s attacker instead of Sophie Cunningham. There is no coming back from that. Fire her tomorrow.

[Mediocretes @SundayFunDayze]

@RichardDawkins Why bother?
Look at his hair. Isn't that enough?

[Mediocretes @SundayFunDayze]

@MeghanEMurphy C'mon now.
She's named after a condiment combo.
Go easy.

[Mediocretes @SundayFunDayze]

@Highway_30 @WNBA I think the question @Highway_30 needs to answer is this -
Royce, are you a real fake woman, or are you just pretending?

[Mediocretes @SundayFunDayze]

@DarrigoMelanie Gatekeep much?

Do better.

[Royce White 🇺🇸 @Highway_30]

I haven't even been publicly trans for 72 hours and I'm already getting so much hate.

I just want to hoop with my girls in my feminine era! Why can't y'all be happy for me? 💅🏽

[Mediocretes @SundayFunDayze]

@AngelaBelcamino Mmm hmm.

[Mediocretes @SundayFunDayze]

@MrAndyNgo @Cambridge_Uni Why would such a creative individual be reduced to plagiarism?
Surely he could have concocted some outlandish shit to write about rather than stealing other people's work.

[Mediocretes @SundayFunDayze]

You want a conspiracy?

Here -

Anyone spouting off about jewish argon space welding lasers melting the taillights on a Hyundai in Spokane is probably an IMF asset tasked with making people with legit concerns about government look like lunatics.

[Mediocretes @SundayFunDayze]

@PBBoxIsHere The melting point of tire rubber is roughly twice that of polycarbonate taillights.
The tires are flat, indicating that they reached a temperature at which the integrity failed.

[Mediocretes @SundayFunDayze]

@TheKanehB @NicoNIMH @Justa_Guy907 @KAG_SuziQ Who said anything about climate change?
This originated in a homeless camp, in the summer, in an arid climate which has been prone to wildfire for as long as I can remember.

[Mediocretes @SundayFunDayze]

@the_hexxeh @BGatesIsaPyscho Roughly half of Washington is arid or semi-arid.
Basically everything east of the Cascades is dry and hot.

[Mediocretes @SundayFunDayze]

@BGatesIsaPyscho "Isn't it weird how the trees aren't burned? DEW evidence!"

The fucking trees:

[Mediocretes @SundayFunDayze]

@NicoNIMH @TheKanehB @Justa_Guy907 @KAG_SuziQ I see live trees.
I see burnt trees.
I see trees which, though not entirely consumed, are now dead.
I see mature Ponderosa, which are well adapted to fire, with heavy bark and no low-hanging limbs.
I also see people without first-hand knowledge of fire behavior spouting BS.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

I know there's a lot going on...

But please, PLEASE pray for my friends in Spokane WA.

Entire neighborhoods have been completely destroyed in the wildfires out there, over 600 buildings are totally gone.

This is really really bad.

[Mediocretes @SundayFunDayze]

@IanCopeland5 Oh damn.
Have I been dead this whole time?
Wait, is this hell?

[Mediocretes @SundayFunDayze]

@MarkJCarney All you need now is a fresh batch of young Canadians...

[Mediocretes @SundayFunDayze]

@alphafox "...it's actually a brand new Chevy 1500 underneath."

Yeah, that's a problem.
Then again, anyone spending half a million on a 1500 probably doesn't actually care about reliability or repair costs, so...cool truck!

[Mediocretes @SundayFunDayze]

@JDHaltigan

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@marycatedelvey That's actually appropriate.
"I went in for a compact car but all they had in the showroom were 1 ton diesels."

[Mediocretes @SundayFunDayze]

@marycatedelvey What the fuck is a trans car?
A truck?