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SPORT TIPS THAT CAN NOT LOSE. GUARANTEED PROFIT.

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"Fucking hell....These bibs fucking stink!"

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Your team-mate has a shot that goes miles wide. "Have a shot next time mate."

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What's the score Steven Gerrard?

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When you're warming up, after 'high knees' you know what's coming next.. ''heel flicks lads!''

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RETWEET this if you've decided not to shake someone's hand after the game because he was a complete bell-end.

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RT if you've ever played on a pitch like this #SundayLeague

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What's the difference between Ebola & Liverpool?

Ebola is a threat in Europe..

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The goalkeeper who always gets his centre-back to take his goal-kicks.

Useless, embarrassing and most probably fat.

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The one referee that turns up and everyone says “for fucks sake..”

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Shouting "WELL IN." when your teammate has just two-footed an opponent...

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Manchester United:

Attack - Champions League
Midfield - Champions League
Keeper - Champions League
Defence - Sunday League

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The Sunday League XI

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The Nation's Prayer. #ENG

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England are playing like Sunday league 'just shoot if you get it, the keeper is shit'

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Missing an open goal from five yards out and blaming it on the bobble.

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"I'm just having a couple, got football in the morning"

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Imagine Giggs crying like Gerrard every time united were title favourites ... he'd be dehydrated by now. 13 - 0.

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Don’t worry lads, we’re downhill second half!

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How to make £300,000 a week: Hand in 2 transfer requests. Say you want to leave the club. Congrats, Rooney!

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The one referee that turns up and everyone says “for fucks sake..”