He passed the clock tower at 2:00
Frightened exactly three pigeons
Caused the bakery’s window display sign to lean slightly left
& left a tire mark outside of the mayors office
So naturally the town gossiped about him
What have YOU heard about “Orson Vane” ?
*The finest answer will receive a complimentary mint for the Sunday Society*
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Welcome to the Sunday Society 🫖
Before crossing into Bramble & Birch, one must offer the town a small but unmistakable glimpse into their character.
A painter. A florist. A photographer. A peculiar keeper of something oddly specific.
JR openly welcomes all 333 residents live on stream, one by one to ensure no two residents are alike!
He passed the clock tower at 2:00
Frightened exactly three pigeons
Caused the bakery’s window display sign to lean slightly left
& left a tire mark outside of the mayors office
So naturally the town gossiped about him
What have YOU heard about “Orson Vane” ?
*The finest answer will receive a complimentary mint for the Sunday Society*
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When reviewing prospective residents of Bramble & Birch, we occasionally encounter accounts devoted entirely to collecting invitations, with no stories, opinions, curiosities, or signs of life of their own.
Regrettably, the town already has quite enough empty luggage.
Admission declined
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Required reading before entering Bramble & Birch:
The Sunday Society Guidebook:
🫖 Chapter 1: Tea etiquette
🚃 Chapter 2: Train schedules
🕑 Chapter 3: Proper conduct near the clocktower
🤨 Chapter 4: The difference between wandering and being lost
🪑 Chapter 5: Which benches are reserved for daydreaming
📚 Chapter 6: The correct way to return a library book with flowers inside
🧦 Chapter 7: What to wear when the weather cannot make up its mind
🧢 Chapter 8: Approved methods for rescuing a hat from the river
🌧️ Chapter 9: Which windows in Bramble & Birch are best for watching the rain
🍰 Chapter 10: How to decline a second slice while accepting it anyway
🔘 Chapter 11: Proper storage of secrets, postcards, and spare buttons
💌 Chapter 12: Acceptable places to leave a handwritten note
🗣️ Chapter 13: The correct responses when someone says, “I’ll see you at two.”
Missed the first train to Bramble & Birch? Not to worry
A small ferry is making the crossing today!
It seats exactly 22.2 travelers, provided everyone packs lightly!
Tag a friend below to join you and leave your eth address with Captain Rupert Finch here!