Tankojnr

[Tankojnr @SundayTan2419]

It’s insane. Cocaine, meth, and fentanyl will all leave your system in less than a week. THC can take up to 6 weeks. So drug screenings are damn near only testing for THC, when THC is the least problematic of these drugs by far.

[Big_AJ @Big_AJ7]

We met on a dating app the beginning of a story that's about to get unbelievably stressful 😭

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

It’s wild how Autism makes you feel broken or too much for years…
and nobody warns you. You only discover the manual after falling down the rabbit hole.

[she's haily @sheshaily1]

left wing drugs:
weed
LSD
xanax

right wing drugs:
meth
cocaine
zyns

We need centrist drugs for radical centrists.

[𐌋a𐌌Aʀ @HEISLAMARR]

Marijuana is dangerous.

I knew a dude who started smoking weed at 13…

He died at 87.

Learn from his mistakes.

[FLEXZY @Flexzyisking]

Bro tried hitting the bowl like it was a crack pipe. 😭😂

[AG @TheRealCaleb76]

At this point my life is just me clicking Remind me tomorrow on responsibilities

[𝑷𝒔𝒂𝒍𝒎𝒔🦂 @psalmdhee02]

Weed really said "the high lasts 2 hours, the evidence lasts a month."

[𝑴𝒓 𝑴𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒚 @mhiztamonih7dx]

If being high on weed gives you the munchies and makes you eat more, why are so many stoners still so lean?

[Tarah @Macrine_santial]

WITHOUT GOOGLING
Name a famous historic battle

[Constant 037 🇰🇪 @Constant_037]

Small efforts repeated daily create big results. Success is rarely an overnight story.
🔥 Drop your handles we follow you

[art-work @JohnPeters25909]

Tracing origin keeps everyone moving.

[NΞO™ @neoquil1]

When bro is hyping up his girl as “perfect, honest and loyal”…. And the receipts just dropped.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

if you're playing with a cat correctly, you'll be working roughly 900 times harder than the cat. 99% of the effort must be yours. playing with cats is not about exercise, it's about drama. And cats are harsh critics. they need to BELIEVE that plush banana is afraid for its life.

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

Normalize professional women who smoke and still outperform everyone in the room.

[He_is @Kentrell600]

Burger without veggies you might as well had ate meatloaf you fuckin
puma

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

My little sister was getting bullied in school so my mum set up a meeting with the bully’s parents and the bully. The bully’s mum was rude, so my mum beat her to pulp and told the kid “I’ll beat up your mum everyday until you stop touching my child” 😭😭😭

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

My parents were in the middle of an argument when my dad proudly said, “I bought you a house and a car,” and my mum casually responded, “That’s standard procedure.” LMAOOO

[ibk @Dominik_ibk]

pretending you didn't see something so the other person doesn't feel uncomfortable is a level of empathy not everyone will understand.

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

just keep smoking, soon enough your mom will stop giving a fuck 💯💯💯

[ZTTW @ZtDstar]

Apparently only female weed plants make weed. Men are useless....even as plants. 😭😭😂