Auay Jokesomefun

Normal (πνευματική ικανότητα). carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero. @SundayAkinjide

[Auay Jokesomefun @Sunday_Akinjide]

violence begat violence. more violence begat peace.

[Auay Jokesomefun @Sunday_Akinjide]

so Justin UG is innocent after all. Where is that werey that said "if you are neutral, it means you're a rape apologist."

Whoever uses emotion more than logic is more deadly and dangerous than snake.

[Auay Jokesomefun @Sunday_Akinjide]

Every bleach is Hypo
Every sausage is Gala
Every teabag is Lipton
Every detergent is Omo
Every noodle is Indomie
Every diaper is Pampers
Every seasoning is Maggi
Every toothpaste is MacLean
Every petroleum jelly is Vaseline

Nigeria my country 👏🏿👏🏾👏🏽

[Auay Jokesomefun @Sunday_Akinjide]

All the afflictions Job passed through in the bible weren't necessary tho.

Job believed and trusted God so much but was busy doing Mr Bayo on Sportybet with his life.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I've been playing bet for 12 years. I just didn't make it a Twitter everyday content. The principle of betting is constant - stake what you can afford to lose.

In 12 years, I've not staked money out of inconvenience. I've not lost sleep over ticket that cut. I've not used money for bills or feeding to stake. That is why many of you don't even know I bet. Greed is your biggest undoing in betting.

Thinking you'll always win, is a fool's errand. Bet is prediction and luck. I bet for fun. If it enters, fine. If it doesn't, fine. I enjoy the thrill of it. Again, always bet what you can afford to lose. If you can't, stay away from betting.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

@imthecursor Discriminating your friends based on the depth of their pockets is plain stupid.

That's not friendship.

[Auay Jokesomefun @Sunday_Akinjide]

@A_Enemali @Jarushub @KahunaKome @Bolargeee Aswear 😁 AFCON is "pass, ping, pong, shoot, ricochet, goal"

[Gene Grey @EuginhoCortez]

The scorer of Nigeria's winning goal in the final could stand in Shoprite Lekki for two weeks without being recognized..

Sunday Mbah feels like something we dreamt about

[The BlackAdder!!! @Efe_seO]

Zambia won an AFCON, 20 years after their Golden Generation died in a plane crash and only surviving member of that team was their FA President..

That whole competition is vibes and spiritual ginger

[Shaman @Lustigback]

Christian Atsu will go full incognito all season abroad and enter Afcon possessed by prime Arjen Robben.

[Double Chief. @De_Nommy]

No tactics. Part time ritualists won't allow you string three passes.

[Obiagu 🖤🦁 @MayowaQuadri_]

Real ones know that this guy was giving players HELL for a few tournaments

[JIGGY WIT D MOST ⚡️ @gboyeezy]

@AliquamScripto Imagine showing up and seeing your opponents dressed like this.

“Sorry Sirs, I haven’t stolen any treasures belonging to the King…” 😭

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

Yaya used to go AFCON and look like Bakayoko. Hardest competition in the world #TouchlineFracas

[Komẹ @KahunaKome]

AFCON doesn’t run on logic or any known scientific principle. Golden generations were getting dominated by local players that ate fufu in the tunnel

[Auay Jokesomefun @Sunday_Akinjide]

@Jarushub @KahunaKome @Bolargeee Nigeria won the 2013 AFCON with probably the worst set of players in their history.

[Auay Jokesomefun @Sunday_Akinjide]

Kiki no go fok 😭
Ozzy no go moan 😭

[Auay Jokesomefun @Sunday_Akinjide]

Majority of Arab Muslims don't consider the Black Muslims as real Muslims.

In Nigeria, Hausa Muslims don't consider Yoruba Muslims as real Muslims.

Igbo Muslim aren't even considered at all.

What a shity world we live in.

[Auay Jokesomefun @Sunday_Akinjide]

continue eating like a thief until you start looking for a belt that is longer than the equator. ode.

[Auay Jokesomefun @Sunday_Akinjide]

if pleasure is what fuels your business, please continue. those criticising you won't help if your business crumbles.