Sunil Benaud

Hello iam Sunil Benaud. I live in Delhi with wife. Biggest cricket fan.

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No food today, poor farmer

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NOOOOOOOO! All chickens dead, now what Sunil eat?! Wife?

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What came first, chicken egg? None! Was farmer!!

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Who do you think you are kidding Chandervarpu! #SunilTime

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Mr Chandervarpu very sad about Peaches Geldof (sad face)

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@Richiebenaud1 Handsome #OneWordCommentator

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I'm walking, I'm Sunil! Benaaaaaaud!!! (Goodness what a song).

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If people meant to fly, they should ride chicken! #MH370

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Oh holy gumbul! Where is my Lamb shank mrs! #smack

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My best Oscar is this guy! @OscarsLegs #Oscars2014

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Missing: chicken escape farm! Reward: first 10 eggs laid. Please RT @thehinduexpress

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@aashu_in I am only president of this farm and even wife won't vote for me!

[Richie Benaud @Richiebenaud1]

An early #FF for my brother from an Asian mother @sunilbenaud. #Ashes

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Dear @fakingnews I hear fracking gives you gas. Beans give Sunil gas, if you know my meaning. I farm them. Please RT!!

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Dear Kiran (@thekiranbedi) you are one hot baba, can Sunil take you to Bedi?

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Dear baba Vijay (@Gen_VKSingh) as a poor farmer how do you suggest I defend my crops from pests? I hear attack is the best form of defence?

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Dear baba Gupta (@KanchanGupta) as a poor farmer how do you suggest I diversify to survive?

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Oh my giggly auntie! It never rains then it monsoons. Think of the farmers! Poor Sunil

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@Earthnik @monsantoco You bad mans. If Sunil kills himself, wife finds you!

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.@MonsantoCo denies responsibility for the suicides of more than a quarter million Indian farmers.