Krista Macharelli

Crafter🧵 Artist 🎨, Mom of 1 human, 2 three legged dogs and 2 judgmental cats.

[White Trash Nationalist @timpoolsbeani3]

I love lying to YouTube surveys. No I have never heard of Amazon or Walmart.

[Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb]

Omg I can’t fucking breathe

[Jum @JesterJum]

A blue whale's anus can stretch up to 3.5 feet.

Making it the 2nd biggest asshole on Earth....right behind people who use their phone on speaker in public spaces.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I love when Apple is like “we’re going to install updates tonight while you’re sleeping” and then you wake up and they’re just like “couldn’t do it! I just didn’t feel right and the vibes were off”

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

I completed a chore today that I’ve been putting off for four weeks..

It took me 2.5 minutes

I will learn nothing from this.

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

No one warns you that getting older mostly means deciding what to make with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life

[Krista Macharelli @Sunkritch]

@chickyxime Cover those up… as the girl is MAKING the plates of them.

[not telling you @ghettiburner]

“Place your item in the bagging area”
Fucking shut up

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

It was called a computer room, and we used to leave the internet there.

[Moodie Monroe @moodienews]

Court ended early today so the prosecution could prepare for tomorrow

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate

[Aidan Kearney @DoctorTurtleboy]

Breaking news - Michael Proctor claimed to have a panic attack today and left his deposition. I have personally verified that was seen outside being consoled by his lawyers who were asking him if he could continue. No word yet if he did.

[Aidan Kearney @DoctorTurtleboy]

Imagine hearing a letter written by your 9 year old son, who you haven't seen in 3 years, saying that he doesn't miss you, that he never wants to see you again, and referring to you by your first name, and this is your reaction.

[Juror #420 @Juror420]

Kouri richins seeing her attorneys in hell

[Krista Macharelli @Sunkritch]

@FalloutTV_YT @Xbox Yes, my son is going nuts thinking he got hacked

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Happy Anniversary to those who celebrate cat attorneys.

[Krista Macharelli @Sunkritch]

@jessmachadoshow @FrankVegas3982 They’re only proving how they weren’t there for trial one as they would know how much coverage you did. Unreal.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

This motherfucker ran a solid kingdom and I think some acknowledgement of that is overdue. Low crime, clean streets, quality monarch.