Mateo

just figuring out what my corner of time and space looks like 🌌

[Mateo @Sunlitmateo]

A thread of A:

[Mateo @Sunlitmateo]

KNOCKED out in mom’s lap

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Apparently if this post finds you.. you’re legally obliged to show us the last photo you took of an animal. We don’t make the rules. 😂

[Mateo @Sunlitmateo]

@catncarattt always send me a pic when she gets in n out. 10/10 friendship.

[Mateo @Sunlitmateo]

Oh I forgot to mention I have a son! Anyway this is Endor Calrissian. Named after the Forrest moon of Endor and the Ewoks who live there and Lando Calrissian who became a great general in the rebel alliance from Star Wars.

[Max Berlinger @Berlinger]

i used to fear mamdani was too young to oversee a city like new york and now i realize our politicians should ... have energy? and stamina?

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

The vibes in New York rn

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

yooo we got morning announcements

[parks @parkersity_9]

You could sit that guy on the Jedi Council and I wouldn’t blink an eye

[e🐅 @divineysl]

I’m gonna explode I love him so much idc

[e🐅 @divineysl]

idc if he’s a puppet he’s real TO ME

[Paul Tassi @PaulTassi]

I should be sick of him but I dunno man he’s still got it

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

No one, and I mean absolutely no one, should have a lifetime appointment. This should’ve been a thing.

[Mateo @Sunlitmateo]

@catncarattt What the actual fuck is a good way here 😭

[Mateo @Sunlitmateo]

@happilyMrsJ Great because I also heard AL was the park to do a park hop half day because you go through everything so quick and it’s boring af when you vacation at WDW

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @beantownthot]

Nobody:

Kristi Noem’s husband:

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

I’m seeing headlines everyday that I thought I’d never see in my lifetime

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

and this is why education is important because the republican party under donald trump and the republican party under abraham lincoln are two very different things

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

Since men are too busy with podcasts, someone has to do real jobs

[Mateo @Sunlitmateo]

My sister randomly sent me a screen shot of my ex’s tik tok post and you know what’s wild. HER GF IS WEARING MY CLOTHES LIKE MY SHIRT THAT SHE CLAIMED SHE DIDNT HAVE ITS GIVING ICKY 💀💀💀💀

[Mateo @Sunlitmateo]

@happilyMrsJ @_nicjay720 @catncarattt ICONIC pt2 2027✨

[Ellie✨♥️🥂✡️🏳️‍⚧️🔆 @EllieGabalus]

Rare reasonable Texas policy