Sarita James-Atwater

Life is freaking awesome!!

[Sarita James-Atwater @SunnyAtwater]

@DebraMessing The beauty of living in the United States is that if you disagree with the policies in one state, there are 49 others in which you may choose to live.

[Sarita James-Atwater @SunnyAtwater]

@therealexitter I wanted to call u on ur birthday, but I worked a 12 hour shift. I'm so sorry, and I ❤️ u.

[Sarita James-Atwater @SunnyAtwater]

Since almost no one who actually knows me follows me here: secret time!
This week I have both been invited to interview at UofA for their prestigious pharmD program, and tested positive for covid. What is up with the universe?!!?!!

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

This fucked my ass up both literally and figuratively.

[Sarita James-Atwater @SunnyAtwater]

I went full-on Rainbow Brite!

[Sarita James-Atwater @SunnyAtwater]

In case anybody was wondering how my day is going, I sprayed my hair down with what I thought was hairspray only to realize too late that it was in fact Lysol.

[Sarita James-Atwater @SunnyAtwater]

@alonzolerone That takes me waaaayyy back!

[Sarita James-Atwater @SunnyAtwater]

@BaileySarian Try multi-colored!

[Sarita James-Atwater @SunnyAtwater]

Still waiting for #bananaCoke to be a thing....

[Sarita James-Atwater @SunnyAtwater]

@LVonBliss @KTVU I think it's funny. Are we really so touchy that we can't appreciate a joke in this country anymore?

[Sarita James-Atwater @SunnyAtwater]

Hey @Hulu, sure is funny how the ads play just fine, but when my show comes back on there's a "playback error". You're gonna lose business this way. #prioritycheck

[Sarita James-Atwater @SunnyAtwater]

If you don't have enchurritos are you even really a #TacoBell? I say no.

[Sarita James-Atwater @SunnyAtwater]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/Fmzy9cQRGG

[Sarita James-Atwater @SunnyAtwater]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/yGKIsgv1Tv

[Sarita James-Atwater @SunnyAtwater]

@Troll4Trump @nypost Does that make it inappropriate to say "you're killing me, smalls." 😂

[Sarita James-Atwater @SunnyAtwater]

@Troll4Trump @osPatriot I love you my MAGA-hatter!!! 😍😍😍

[Sarita James-Atwater @SunnyAtwater]

Would it honestly kill people to have some manners on the internet?

[Sarita James-Atwater @SunnyAtwater]

@therealexitter Thanks!

[Sarita James-Atwater @SunnyAtwater]

Is there a social media platform where I can just follow my favorite comedians and just hear amusing anectdotes about their day without having their political views shoved down my throat? Asking for me.

[Sarita James-Atwater @SunnyAtwater]

@therealexitter Well then how do you delete a Twitter account?