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sometimes i do stuff but mostly i dont

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@ESEA The servers OK over there? #ApparitionPeek
https://t.co/zfixHuddhP

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@launders Bang her tweet

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Today I realized I have been sleeping on the wrong side of my mattress for 7 months.

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@pikcelery Berry cool

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@pikcelery

[celery @celeryassault]

I'm developing a 2D action puzzle platformer, Labyrinth Garden, in my free time. Check out the game's progress at https://t.co/Y8SpnLMvcU!

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Danny Trejo's sex change went well it seems.

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I can tell there's a rowing meet going on at the nearby university.

My source? A weirdly high number of tinder girls from other states in their uniforms

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Detour is just when the letters in routed go on a detour

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Hey Twitter, stop reccomending all these tweets from egirls. Just because I am lonely and play video games doesn't mean I'm a simp.

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If last century had the Roaring 20's then we have the Boring 20's so far

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Sometimes I drive around until I get lost and just keep driving until I get back home. No GPS allowed.

This isn't a meme or anything, just sharing.

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I've been going to the gym regularly for like 2 or 3 years and I don't own a single tank top.

Talk about restraint

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Parents are currently comparing each other's dabs. This is something else.

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My dog is not gonna be around too much longer. Shout out to her for being the best for 12 years. We love you Violet.

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Let's bring back deuling.

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I would never die from a heart attack lmao I would knock that little bitch out if it ever attacked me

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My dad getting a leaf blower for Christmas:

"YES! Number one rated on Consumer Reports!"

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You know what? You can't always be at your most Poggers. Its ok to feel a little WeirdChamp from time to time. Remember that.

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Be me. Sad. Eat apple. Apple good. Thanks apple.