I'm 33 now, and I still remember crying when I was 6 and my mum ripped my Goosebumps book in half for leaving it on the windowsill.
Do not do this. This is not core memories you want your children to have of you.
One thing that frustrates me about younger people right now is not wanting to engage with something because it explores a topic that makes you feel uncomfortable but I also think you need to engage with media that makes you uncomfortable (within reason)
My dad threw my ds out a 2nd story window as a kid, completely destroying it, bc I wasn’t getting ready fast enough
I didn’t learn to be more time efficient from it, I just cried a lot and got really uneasy whenever he picked up my things after that.
Don’t do this to your kids.