Mike

IG: alsobrewer🫡

[Mike @SupBrewer]

Gas, grass, and ass

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

What are the three branches of government? [Wrong answers only]

[Mike @SupBrewer]

This is not the first time this has been said to me and I’m not sure what to make of it

[Mike @SupBrewer]

Honest question: Do you think 9/11 had something to do with this?

[Mike @SupBrewer]

@AgentMarshall A lobbyist’s wet dream

[Mike @SupBrewer]

Lol

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Everything I have read suggests that she is legitimately convinced by the things that lobbyists tell her. Like they win her over with their arguments.

[Mike @SupBrewer]

@DrankyDranks A server I worked with at a wing bar years ago told me saving up for an expensive night out once a month is worth more than going out to some of the same spots over and over.

Some good advice

[Mike @SupBrewer]

@elmachuca Told him “hey dude, maybe read the room before telling anyone anymore fun facts about yourself”

[Mike @SupBrewer]

I’ll never forget when, at work, a co-worker came up to me mid conversation with a guest and told me “I was staying at the hotel when Chris Cornell killed himself” and walked away.

[Ladytron Fan Account @Lady_FanAccount]

59 years ago Chris Cornell was born 💔
What's your favorite song sung by Chris Cornell?

#grunge #alternative

[Mike @SupBrewer]

Soundgarden was playing in the bar so it was topical but what the fuck.

[Mike @SupBrewer]

@elmachuca @AustinBeerGuide *screenshot*

[Mike @SupBrewer]

Because it was CGI and Ryan Reynolds’s voiced him

[MastaMunsta @MunstaMasta]

Remember how they kept Juggernaut being in the movie a secret the whole time until Deadpool 2 actually came out?

[Mike @SupBrewer]

@elmachuca Know any good lawyers?

[Mike @SupBrewer]

We’re releasing a California common at work

[Mike @SupBrewer]

@elmachuca Too soon

[Mike @SupBrewer]

@theemrhammer Same, weirdly.

[Mike @SupBrewer]

Touching grass***

***having a beer

[Mike @SupBrewer]

Donate all my wealth then k*ll myself

[Mike @SupBrewer]

It’s 2023 and I just found out about this

[Jordan @SithMorrison]

This is the DEFINITIVE X-Men film.