Jess

I'm insane but my intentions are golden.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Anybody know when Shakira law starts? I need to warm up my hips.

[jj 🍂 @ilyacig]

abortion at 12 hair dye appointment at 1 transgender surgery at 2 another abortion at 3 queer dating at 4 and drag show at 5

[Jess @SupJess__]

I just love seeing the worst people I know having the worst night of their life.

[Jess @SupJess__]

I wish Charlie Kirk could see this.

[Jess @SupJess__]

I can’t explain this but I feel like Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce never had an actual conversation.

[Jess @SupJess__]

I'm surprised Trump hasn't invited the Cornell 7 to the Whitehouse for McDonald's yet.

[Jess @SupJess__]

I’m not rich enough to be a philanthropist but uploading restaurant menus to Google Maps wherever I go is my contribution to society.

[Jess @SupJess__]

Perez Hilton bullied Britney Spears and Amanda Bynes into full blown public mental breakdown back in the 2000‘s so yeah my symphathy for his own is at a bare minimum

[Jess @SupJess__]

Back in my days we didn’t have Ozempic, just cigarettes and coffee on an empty stomach until 3 pm

[Jess @SupJess__]

I miss those weeks in 2020 where it was illegal to come near me.

[Jess @SupJess__]

When I hear my husband saying „..and ill bring my wife so she can meet your wife“

[Jess @SupJess__]

@porter_merrill Me too, me too. But you’re still here ❤️

[Jess @SupJess__]

Here to report that nine years in I kept my promise. Still a hoe tho.

[Jess @SupJess__]

Guys I'm getting married in 48 hours but I promise I'll never turn into a soccer mom with a mini van that looooves to scrapbook. Pinky swear

[Jess @SupJess__]

Telling my kids this is the World Cup trophy

[Jess @SupJess__]

I have been a fan of Erling Haaland all my life (2 Games) and now that he‘s out of the WC I have no other choice than to support his wonderful husband, Jude.

[Jess @SupJess__]

What Englands backline will see today if they miss a pass.

[°☆SAR☆° @Coucoutruther]

i think about this a bit too often

[Jess @SupJess__]

A thousand years ago, this was the last thing you saw before you got your skull cracked open by an axe.

[Jess @SupJess__]

Do we have 5000% tariffs on waffles yet?

[Jess @SupJess__]

My son told the doctor that carrots are his favorite food. Never saw that guy eat a single carrot in his life. Proud mom moment.