Jess

I'm insane but my intentions are golden.

[Jess @SupJess__]

First day of Pride month is over and I haven’t fingered a single woman, this is bullshit.

[Iran Embassy in Thailand ☫ @IranInThailand]

Are you ready folks?

[Jess @SupJess__]

Being a boy mom is weird because I know that I would die for him but I also know that I will knock him the fuck out if he ever disrespects a woman.

[Jess @SupJess__]

Guys what are bracing for in 2026? Economic depression? Aliens? World War? Just another pandemic? I’ve lost track.

[Jess @SupJess__]

Year twenty of me hoping that @Eminem drops a Christmas album

[Jess @SupJess__]

Epstein_Files_Final2.docx

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just announced he has SIGNED the Epstein Files Transparency Act, and the files will now be released

TRUMP: “This latest Hoax will BACKFIRE on the Democrats just as all of the rest have!“

[Jess @SupJess__]

My favorite thing about traveling is taking a flight a 6 AM to save $50 and then spend $150 at the airport for shit that I forgot at home because my brain isn’t braining in the middle of the night.

[Jess @SupJess__]

Love makes you do crazy things like putting stuff in your butt or announcing your girlie album on a sports podcast hosted by two men.

[Jess @SupJess__]

If you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife then why am I doing laundry for the third time this week?

[Jess @SupJess__]

I know that’s a super controversial take in 2025 (🥴) but I’m all here for bringing back hot skinny girls in ad‘s.

[Jess @SupJess__]

Sure, going on a vacation with two kids is expensive but you can’t put a price tag on your kids being little assholes on a different continent.

[Jess @SupJess__]

Y’all think the Coldplay couple went to work today?

[Jess @SupJess__]

Me to the family as soon as my period ends

[Jess @SupJess__]

Finally Americans can learn something about geography again. ❤️

[Jess @SupJess__]

@DallasLillie_ The twitter 10-12 years ago.. 🫡 unthinkable today and I hate it. My humor hasn’t changed 🫩

[Jess @SupJess__]

@DallasLillie_ Yeah. I don’t use this app too often these days. People are too damn sensitive, can’t say what I want to say anyways. The backlash isn’t worth losing my inner peace lol

[Jess @SupJess__]

@DallasLillie_ Whaaaat. Congratulations ❤️

[Miss Dong Copter @HitCockBottom]

Now say "Nick Cannon has more baby mamas than you."

[Jess @SupJess__]

Taking my duties as a mom very seriously.