The other day I had to go inside the bank for something and there was a super long line. Every single person was staring at their tiny boxes. Just makes me sad. Really showing my age here but I just wish people were less “connected” and more connected
Not sure why calling strangers ‘bestie’ is a thing now. It comes off real corny & fake to me. My actual best friends get their title, no one else. Ever.
My Target strategy is.. don’t get a basket (definitely not a cart) I only buy what I can carry 😅 I really be getting creative tho, hanging swimsuits off my purse n shit
HOT TAKE: It’s way easier to back into a parking spot… I can see exactly where my tires are going with mirrors and backup cam, why does this bother ppl so much?? Let me do me!!!
Ive been looking for my AirPods for days… searching high & low. Today I reached for the box of chocolate covered cherries on the top shelf of the pantry… what was in there? AirPods. Did I have a snack blackout? How did they get there.somebody plz cut me off
Walked through the Grove touristing some people around and the only thing I got excited about was a dog harness with dinosaurs on it… so you know where I’m at in life. Also I do not have a dog.
Took an Ativan to make myself go to the dentist and then afterwards I bought ice cream, cookies & cake at the grocery store.. then I went home and promptly fell asleep for 4 hrs. Is this the real me?
Going rogue in target grabbing all the unnecessary things and the song comes on like “control yourself.. take only what you neeeed”... I said, not today universe