Queen Tweedy♌

Keep your head to the sunshine & you cannot see a shadow! -HK

[A. @abbsoul]

You literally do have to be strict as hell or your life will absolutely end up a Tyler Perry movie.

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, when you're washing your bedsheets just run that dryer twice, don't even bother checking

[Aerin @FromAerin]

Idk you guys I’m still asking what’s a goon to a goblin all these years later

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

I hate a "it smell like weed" ass coworker now if I get caught it's gone smell like knuckle sandwich in this btch

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

Food trucks used to sell you 3 of the best tacos you've had in your life for $5 cash only and then people with Masters degrees started buying them and now it's 3 of the worst tacos you've had in your life for $18.50 plus a recommended 20% tip

[Queen Tweedy♌ @SupTweedy_]

@LaciMarieKnight Yes, & we definitely think y’all stupid too. Keeping a distance and washing ur hands was so f’n hard for yall 😭😂

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

“I hate this job”

*gets paid*

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

Let’s normalise getting whatever makes you happy on your birthday

[miia @miiagarro]

my greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything

[LIL PAPi @lilpapifresh]

U know how fuckin old were gettin that new rappers are robbin GUCCI MANE

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

My greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything.

[edgymorningsss 💕 @REESKIIIIIIII]

as someone who is naturally bubbly, if you ever decide to be bubbly. be prepared to be looked down on and negative behavior towards you.

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

the stories i could fucking tell holy shit

[cessi 🏀 @ceciiii07]

If you leave without a plan, you'll see the real unhappiness

[Queen Tweedy♌ @SupTweedy_]

@Titizma1 @Melo_Malebo Same I was about to say I felt amazing relief…. But then again, I did pass out lmao. 😭😭 It’s a tad traumatic no matter what, but relief does happen

[jeff 🙂 @noxheav3n]

this spawned the most annoying popular dudes in your local area trying to recreate this every weekend for 10 years straight

[Cassandra Lee Morris @SoCassandra]

Shoutout to every theater kid who played a tree in their school play. This one’s for you 🌳🌳

[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

I thought I was fucking tripping

[Queen Tweedy♌ @SupTweedy_]

@angel_0f_deathx @BeingAbnormal WDH I’m just noticing that! 😳 I haven’t seen my friends posts on here in a longggggg time.