michael.txt ☆ 🎉🎊

My tweets are rants over trivial nonsense | Day-mode user | gecpilled

[michael.txt ☆ 🎉🎊 @Sup_Michael]

It’s a common misconception that I come on here and embarrass myself. I actually come on here and embarrass everyone who has ever associated with me

[michael.txt ☆ 🎉🎊 @Sup_Michael]

Israel paying off every girl I like to be too beautiful and too intimidating to message

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The CIA paying off every girl I like to be too beautiful and too intimidating to message

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@KRawatXP2003 You got it exactly x)

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“Chai Tea” means “tea tea” congrats on watching Spiderverse you boring fuck

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@KRawatXP2003 nothing I’m just petty af lmaooo

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when you’re in your 20s you have to constantly watch other people move in with their boyfriend of 3 months and you just have to pretend like you don’t think that’s a stupid idea

[tippity @tippity]

“i dont do politics” expensive gas, five hour waits at the airport, completely bleak job market, fugazi stock market and historic inflation across the board. yeah politics doing YOU . politics are sloppy bukakke double penetration spit roasting all of us right now

[michael.txt ☆ 🎉🎊 @Sup_Michael]

When the war kicked off and the news was warning of attacks from sleeper cell agents in the US, my dad was like “do you think the Iranians have incels in America?”

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Learning this is probably fearful avoidant ☹️

[michael.txt ☆ 🎉🎊 @Sup_Michael]

[Develops a crush]
[Come up with a list of 60 reasons why it wouldn’t work out]
[No longer have a crush]
It’s literally so easy

[michael.txt ☆ 🎉🎊 @Sup_Michael]

What if he was called ExDeeKid and he was so random xD

[michael.txt ☆ 🎉🎊 @Sup_Michael]

The Stranger Things kids are still fighting that damn monster? Just kys already

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Using those dog toys you fill with peanut butter for cunnilingus training

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Thought of this woman brained start an argument for no reason type question earlier lmk what y’all think

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Babe, if you met your ex and didn’t know anything about them, would you still fall for them?

[michael.txt ☆ 🎉🎊 @Sup_Michael]

I’m stupid as fuccckkkkk

[michael.txt ☆ 🎉🎊 @Sup_Michael]

[Develops a crush]
[Come up with a list of 60 reasons why it wouldn’t work out]
[No longer have a crush]
It’s literally so easy

[michael.txt ☆ 🎉🎊 @Sup_Michael]

Yeah keep fucking ignoring me

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@NorthernIion_LP Gamers be like

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15 years on this site

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My coworker is now making parlays on CS:GO. He flipped his phone screen towards me and said “This is the guy putting food on the table” and showed me a 16 year old kid

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Why is there a girl singing this Weezer song? I thought they were a virgin band.

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The tubs of ice cream at the supermarket have shrank from 2 quarts to 1.75 quarts to 1.5 quarts in my lifetime