when you’re in your 20s you have to constantly watch other people move in with their boyfriend of 3 months and you just have to pretend like you don’t think that’s a stupid idea
“i dont do politics” expensive gas, five hour waits at the airport, completely bleak job market, fugazi stock market and historic inflation across the board. yeah politics doing YOU . politics are sloppy bukakke double penetration spit roasting all of us right now
When the war kicked off and the news was warning of attacks from sleeper cell agents in the US, my dad was like “do you think the Iranians have incels in America?”
My coworker is now making parlays on CS:GO. He flipped his phone screen towards me and said “This is the guy putting food on the table” and showed me a 16 year old kid