Michael Morris

Caught somewhere between a hobby jogger and beer snob. 2:18.15 Marathon. 66:08 1/2 Marathon. BatCityTrackClub, ATX

[Michael Morris @SupaDupaSlim]

@williamdyson are the packers and cowboys just swapping teams now?

[Packers México @Packers_Mx]

🚨 OFICIAL: Rashan Gary es canjeado a los Dallas Cowboys. 🚨

A cambio, los Packers reciben una selección de 4ta ronda de 2027. Se cierra un capítulo de 7 años y 46.5 sacks en Lambeau. El equipo libera $11M en el tope salarial. 🧀💰

¡Gracias por todo, "Bane"! 🫡 #GoPackGo #NFL #PackersMX

[Michael Morris @SupaDupaSlim]

Please. No one tell @stevemagness l took an ice bath today.

THEY MAKE ME FEEL BETTER STEVE.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: MSNBC just confirmed it.

The Epstein release included a spreadsheet of allegations involving Trump and other powerful figures.

Then it disappeared.

Not disproven. Not corrected. Removed.

I saved it before they could delete it

[Andy Herman @AndyHermanNFL]

Nothing changed after Sandy Hook.

Nothing changed after Jan 6.

Nothing changed after George Floyd.

Nothing changed after Renee Good.

Nothing will probably change after this either. Her emails, a tan suit, abortion, gun rights (ironic) or some other bullshit taking point will win over the morons and continue to allow tyrannical & evil people to control the government.

There was a time I truly believed good would win out. I’m losing faith by the day. The country is broken. I’m embarrassed by it. Everything we do internationally and domestically is fucked. The most simple & basic ideals are dying by the day. People are being murdered in the street. We have no moral compass and no high ground to stand on. I hope for change. I pray for change. I call for change. But I no longer expect it. A plague on all the houses that brought this to fruition and are too stupid, or evil, to realize what they’ve done. I hope tomorrow’s better. I bet it’s worse. I hope I’m wrong.

[Kenneth P. Vogel @kenvogel]

A @nytimes video analysis shows that after agents restrained Alex Jeffrey Pretti & removed his gun from the skirmish, an agent appears to fire 4 shots at Petri.

That agent & another then fire 6 more shots at Pretti while he lies motionless on the ground. https://t.co/ZPGBxgRIpu

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

"I don't know of any peaceful protester that shows up with a gun and ammunition rather than a sign." - Kristi Noem

[San Marcos CISD @SanMarcosCISD]

Congratulations to Aaralyn Julian who has officially committed to continue her athletic career at Haverford College in Philadelphia! We can’t wait to see all you’ll accomplish at the next level. Once a Rattler, always a Rattler! #SanMarcosCISD

[Pokemon Deals, Alerts & News! @PokemonDealsTCG]

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#Pokemon #PokemonTCG #Giveaway #NintendoSwitch2

[Michael Morris @SupaDupaSlim]

@ChrisChavez Ooffff 20th American man… 2:19 no love

[Steve Magness @stevemagness]

If you're looking for No BS advice on fitness, running, and endurance performance...

I'm uploading weekly videos to Youtube where I tackle popular subjects.

It's no-frills content.

Just me in front of a camera conveying 20+ years of learned expertise. Check it out.

[Michael Morris @SupaDupaSlim]

That was frustrating. A few errors and bad decisions

[Maroon & Golden @GoldenTXST]

This was certainly an option. Missed extra point makes me wonder if we would have even made the FG though.

[Michael Morris @SupaDupaSlim]

Did @KeithSmithNBA run outta F’s… cause I’m here for it.
Call out bigots all day

[Keith Smith @KeithSmithNBA]

Great men…

Just say you are pro slavery and anti gay rights. At least have the courage to be honest about it.

[Michael Morris @SupaDupaSlim]

Am I a real runner now?

[MM  @adgirlMM]

Hear me out.

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

Followed by The Colbert Report.

On Comedy Central.

All year long in 2026 through the midterms.

If we're going backward in America, let's do it right. 🇺🇸

[Michael Morris @SupaDupaSlim]

@AdotCam_24 @mariel03 @maribelruiz2015 @MorenoM_Sori @EPISDathletics @Fchavezeptimes @AontheMTN_Hoops @CoachPichardo @ELPASO_ISD Let’s go Armando!!!!!

[Michael Morris @SupaDupaSlim]

Congrats @iCoachNash

[Matt Stepp @Matt_Stepp817]

BREAKING
Eagle Mountain-Saginaw ISD has named Ole Miss asst director of defensive player personnel Marvin Nash as the next HFC at Chisholm Trail
Congratulations @iCoachNash #txhsfb @dctf

https://t.co/lChksFW0DD

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Ends 6/28! We'll post when the Walmart Switch 2 restock is live - all links below, good luck!🔥

#Nintendo #NintendoSwitch2 #Giveaway

[Michael Morris @SupaDupaSlim]

@iamapokeMOM @zardcardz Thank you, zardcardz!

[MOM - TCG and Collectibles - Drops and Restocks @iamapokeMOM]

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[Michael Morris @SupaDupaSlim]

I did this same workout on Wednesday. He must have checked my strava looking for inspiration.
Only logical explanation.

[Chris Chavez @ChrisChavez]

Spent most of my morning yesterday watching Conner Mantz CRUSH a six-mile tempo around Central Park and snatching so many tough Strava crowns along the way.

27:58 for the loop around the park (4:30 final mile)

We’ll have a video of it coming soon on @CitiusMag

📊 https://t.co/QbzGOYj09r