Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didn’t hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things we’re told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
That’s the joke.
"Oooh, I already know, Rip City is going to be turnt."
Portland Trail Blazers guard Scoot Henderson on what the atmosphere will be like in Portland for game 3 on Friday.
"Shout out Rip City. I got all love for them. I hope they break the walls down."
#RipCity
Happy to see the Blazers players have water bottles during timeouts, after what we learned this week: I thought Dundon might have just posted directions to the River Walk.
My heart is with Charlie Kirk’s family, and with the United States.
Politics has become a disease in this country, and it’s deadly. But don’t listen to the pessimists who say there is no cure.
There is a cure. It is inside of us. We must find our better angels and walk back from the extremes. If we can’t agree on anything else, we must find agreement that we don’t solve our debates with violence.
This is a horrible tragedy. May it also be a moment for everyone to rediscover their humanity.
81 years ago, our bravest generation stormed the beaches of Normandy to free Europe from the clutches of a brutal authoritarian.
Today, we face authoritarianism on our own shores. We owe it to ourselves and our country to fight for freedom at home.
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