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Sunny Sunflower 🌻

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Atlas 🗺

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Tapsi ni Vivian is a scam

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Wait, ang galing ni Maji Mangulabnan mag commentator. Makinig ka Jamie Lavitorria chareng!

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@TalktoBPI Why is your mobile app not working on WiFi? I can open it on mobile data though

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@imnvincible Taga Manda ka na pala? San dito?

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Me sa Angkas na may mabigat na backpack na suot at walang sandalan kaya medyo malikot.

Kuya Rider: (Huminto sa tabi) Sir, nahihirapan ako lumiko kasi kumekembot kayo, steady lang.

Me: Ay sorry kuya, I can’t help it, pinalaki kasi ako ng Sexbomb. Chareng!

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Naalala ko lang nung Grade 5 ako, may quiz about periodic symbols of elements. Tangina perfect ko pero na-zero ako kasi all caps lahat ng sagot ko. Tanginang kaklase ko sinabi pa kasi sa teacher eh. Kung nasaan ka man, pakyu ka! Chareng! 😂😂😂

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Bakit ang daming sex scenes sa movies and tv na nagbibihis na agad after orgasm. Walang punasan ng bodily fluids muna? So unrealistic. Eme!

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@hyoojeen Ayyyy

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Ngayon ko lang nalaman na ang term na Moonlighting eh sideline 😀

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Having a bad day tapos naglakad sa labas para magmuni muni. Ending, nakatapak pa ng tae. Leche!

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Denali was robbed #DragRaceAllStars10

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Di ko gets yung halos araw araw nagpopost sa feed or stories nila tapos biglang magpopost ng “Proof of Life” 😂😂😂

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@jesusfalcis Promo ng Final Destination yan. Chareng!

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@hyoojeen Ayyyy nagspa ba talaga?

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@hyoojeen Pabebe pero sobrang daks cyst at HF? Hahahahah

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Anyone else still using Viber? Sa totoo lang ang panget nito, laging may delay sa pagsend at pagreceive ng messages. Minsan di mo pa mapapansin na di nasend yung message mo kung di mo pa ulit bubuksan.

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Magkamukha si Mangalimotan at Retamar 😄

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@arloistic Hahahah true

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Hit Me Up pala yung HMU kala ko Hair and Make-up 😂😂😂😂

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Lakas ng UP Women this year 🏐🤎