SousBaxwell

bham! pikmiiiin

[rain @redactedrain]

You’re a fake ass chiller bro I can sense your ambitious nature

[死 @humanxmaybe]

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

[Sam (he/him) @mushycrouton]

AI fans celebrating the ability to unblur a child’s face have fully radicalised me against AI

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

"Not all jobs are supposed to earn you a living wage" oh for sure, this is my recreational job.

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

Your Labor Day could have looked like this if it weren’t for unions

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

feel like lighthouses are a thing the trump administration would get rid of for no reason

[rose @roseh1pps]

Question for people who believe that life begins at conception: would you sell liquor to this baby

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

a nice thing about covid lockdown is that i used to be laps behind socially and now just showing up puts you at the middle of the pack

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

"thank you for choosing amtrak" no problem there are no other trains

[SousBaxwell @SuperBaxwell]

@HasanEssam29636 .

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Imagine how hard this scene would’ve hit if Lex was blue and Clark faked his death to pursue music.

[☾lil ☾weedy ☾ @darth__mouth]

I do not know how to put this gently but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible

[SousBaxwell @SuperBaxwell]

Listening to vulfpeck at my social worker job feels insidious for some reason

[2% | the happiest chaos @happiest_chaos]

i don't have a SECONDARY. i don't COUNTERPICK. i don't cover POOR MATCHUPS. i ONE-TRICK. and if i can't do it with my main, then i DON'T WIN.

[SousBaxwell @SuperBaxwell]

This morning at work they had some food that was *technically* past its due date but due to a thing in the labeling system apparently its still good. I brought a lot of food home and now have way too much. No way I’m going through it all

[SousBaxwell @SuperBaxwell]

Most people dont know this about me

[SousBaxwell @SuperBaxwell]

Yesterday I bought KFC for dinner and left it out on my counter for next day leftovers