lainy 🦖❣️

stay-at-home dog and cat mom to Misty Rose, Sybill Grace, and Droopert Leopold 💕

[lainy 🦖❣️ @SuperDuperLain]

Thanks Binsley 🙄

[lainy 🦖❣️ @SuperDuperLain]

Also Mason took this of us and i love him

[lainy 🦖❣️ @SuperDuperLain]

Oh wow my cat is so cute

[lainy 🦖❣️ @SuperDuperLain]

We got so used to Droopy being in our faces for meals that i had to continue it into Steak N Shake, I really luv this dog bro

[lainy 🦖❣️ @SuperDuperLain]

Someone come hit me upside the head and knock me out so i can fucking sleep

[lainy 🦖❣️ @SuperDuperLain]

I love how u can tell my mama took this with both hands, they're so cute i love my parents

[lainy 🦖❣️ @SuperDuperLain]

Droopy and Misty were the cutest Pennywise and Jack Skellington, and you can't even deny it

[lainy 🦖❣️ @SuperDuperLain]

Reed Custer janitors could NEVER

[Coach H-COMP CHEER @CoachHuston1]

Happy Halloween 👻 🎃 Stay warm and safe CCHS!

[lainy 🦖❣️ @SuperDuperLain]

Me: im powerful
Mason: thats because of your devil vagina magic 😂😂😂

[lainy 🦖❣️ @SuperDuperLain]

If i can hear you chewing, i definitely want you to die, mostly at my hands

[lainy 🦖❣️ @SuperDuperLain]

In 1693 i could've just been like "yo im a witch" and they'd yeet me into hell where i belong

[lainy 🦖❣️ @SuperDuperLain]

I tip geos delivery drivers based on how they treated me in high school, since i went to hs with 90% of them
Called me a dyke? U get a dollar
Basically ignored my presence? 20%
You made an effort to be nice? You get a 15 dollar tip when my order wasn't even $15, pays 2 b nice

[lainy 🦖❣️ @SuperDuperLain]

I walked into this 'adoption' completely blind. My cousin texted my mom and said that their neighborhood stray needed a home, winter was too hard on her last year. I drove to Springfield not knowing her personality, her size, or even what she looked like. I regret nothing 💕

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Carolina, Dawson, Claudia, and Cecilia. They are just 4 of a litter of 9 puppies who contracted parvovirus before being rescued. Sadly, 2 have already passed, but you can help the rest of them live long happy lives by clicking below. 13/10 for all

https://t.co/YG7y5Hbaww

[lainy 🦖❣️ @SuperDuperLain]

If you don't like what I'm sayin now, I don't give a fuck cause it won't change the fact that my dick is in your butt

[lainy 🦖❣️ @SuperDuperLain]

Gideon is the only social media influencer who matters and i would cut my left leg off just so he would pet my dog

[I’ve Pet That Dog @IvePetThatDog]

I pet Dog. He is a 4 year old Golden Retriever. His name is pronounced “ d-o-g.” Dog is a very good boy. He loves the dog park, sticks, and pizza. He steals pizzas from the counter and eats them. He has eaten about 8 pizzas this year. His caregiver says Dog is the best dog.

[lainy 🦖❣️ @SuperDuperLain]

I still hate my mom for not taking me to that fucking Kid Rock concert, like you took papa?? Ok hes your husband of 25 years but im your CHILD. Your FLESH and BLOOD, kinda cause im adopted

[B♛ @bethhh_shortal]

If you don’t know this song word for word you can’t be my friend

[lainy 🦖❣️ @SuperDuperLain]

Mason is sleeping so hard rn that i could drop him off the top of the empire state building, and he'd sleep the whole way to the top and the whole way down 😩😒

[lainy 🦖❣️ @SuperDuperLain]

So my sister went to her first homecoming...not ready for her to grow up 😭😭

[lainy 🦖❣️ @SuperDuperLain]

"IT came out in 1986" "thats the year my sister was born" "makes sense, shes such a fucking clown" 😭😂😭😂😭😂

[lainy 🦖❣️ @SuperDuperLain]

I forgot i was wearing a dress and got really concerned when, in the Red Lobster bathroom, i couldnt find my pants