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[Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts]

Not everyone is going to see the 18 point guards on one roster vision and that’s ok. We move.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

As a Knicks fan since May, it is really hard to see all these fakers come into my fandom. Like where were you when we beat the sixers? Where were you when we beat the cavs? In fact, where was I? Where am I?

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

James Dolan invited his friend Donald Trump to watch Game 3. In order to do that, they have to ban the organic, historically joyous parties happening outside MSG for fans who can't afford to be inside. Modern sports in a nutshell

[mr. koen @atylerisborn]

The new phones policy is honestly insane and so dangerous what if I’m at the concert and there’s a genuine emergency??? like what if THE BUTCHER shows up at my show like he did at the Lady Raven concert in 2024!!!???

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

caring is cool!!!!!!!!!

[CM @conormurrayTM]

“That’s funny, I’ve never heard of a George Glass at our sküle” is the greatest line delivery of all time.

[E$ @SuperEmilyy]

Saw I Love Boosters last night and WOW what a fun and colorful movie. I will see anything @BootsRiley is involved with, a genius!

[Evan Turner @thekidet]

Long live the real

[E$ @SuperEmilyy]

@CHold @TRILLBLAZIN @trailblazers Terrible news!!

[dj pauly d @smellagillis]

love pedestrian bridges in texas. like okay and where r they supposed to go after that?

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

The fact that he is so good at this really puts into perspective how cartoonishly evil the average politician is

[Tom Petrini @RealTomPetrini]

When the wheels fall off for Portland it’s like the wheels fall off the caravan and the caravan falls off a cliff and everybody has dysentery also

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

Influential people are praising AI as a wonderful tool we should all embrace. On Facebook I have been to the hospital, the World Cup, cussed out Whoopi Goldberg, and I have a Netflix documentary. Wonderful, sure.

[E$ @SuperEmilyy]

Two laps left, Reddick runs out of fuel, hits the wall, Hamlin takes the lead, first caution of the race, Hamlin comes in 4th. SUSPCIOUS #NASCAR

[Jeremy Peterman𓅪 @SportsGuyJeremy]

oh HELL yes

[Brian Cohen @CohenBrian_]

*Alan Cumming voice* YOU! Pam Bondi