Joanne Davenport

[Joanne Davenport @SuperEvilJo]

In the unlikely event that I become a world famous pop star and suffer an untimely death, DO NOT let Chris Martin perform a tribute to me

[Jordan @_wisemensay]

Privately educated man who has been a politician for a huge part of his adult life which has seen him receive £5m payments thinks he is not the establishment. If you follow or believe anything he says, you are a complete moron

[Joanne Davenport @SuperEvilJo]

If you’re looking for people to block, just go to the replies to this.

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Kanye West should never have been invited to headline Wireless.

This government stands firmly with the Jewish community, and we will not stop in our fight to confront and defeat the poison of antisemitism.

We will always take the action necessary to protect the public and uphold our values.

[Joanne Davenport @SuperEvilJo]

No longer able to go to @LotteryWinners tonight in Llandudno 😭 if you’d like a cheaper ticket get on ticketmaster where they’re relisted 😊

[Joanne Davenport @SuperEvilJo]

@adamrowecomedy Amazing, Etta is a star!

[Joanne Davenport @SuperEvilJo]

3 tickets for @palewaves available in @wrexham for Saturday 18th October if anyone is interested? Face value was £25 open to offers

[Joanne Davenport @SuperEvilJo]

@scottygb I think voters 50+ should look at their values, I’d rather hear from a 16/17 year old any day

[Joanne Davenport @SuperEvilJo]

“Hey I had an unhappy childhood so I think you should to” Life moves on, move with the times, stop listening to Reform.

[Higgy @higgyboson]

I sat my O Levels during the Summer of 1976.

We didn't take a drinks bottle to school.
We weren't told to wear a hat.
We weren't banned from sitting in the sun.
None of us had "special needs".
None had a nut allergy.
There was no DEI bollocks.

We were just normal happy kids.

[Joanne Davenport @SuperEvilJo]

@FreddyQuinne All this stuff about them I wondered what their music actually sounded like…. Have people actually listened to them? Shite!

[Our Rach @our_rach]

People who fall asleep as soon as their head touches the pillow….whats it like? How do you manage to achieve that? Allow me to live my life vicariously through you.

[Louis Theroux @louistheroux]

Thinking of making “White Smoke” my new rap name

[Joanne Davenport @SuperEvilJo]

@MartinSLewis I’m gonna guess whilst telling people to “wake up” he will also hate “woke nonsense” 😆🙈

[Joanne Davenport @SuperEvilJo]

I don’t tweet but I am from Wrexham, they have done a 3rd in a row promotion, fucking amazing!!! Up the town!

[Tom Collins @tjcwrexham]

@wrexham

[Adam Rowe @adamrowecomedy]

The prison guard upon hearing a sentence compiled entirely from 17 letter words coming from Cell 312

[Joanne Davenport @SuperEvilJo]

April fools aren’t funny, it’s for people who lack humour.

[Our Rach @our_rach]

Mrs Browns Boys

[Joanne Davenport @SuperEvilJo]

Not fake news

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

The 1975 reveal they’re “over the moon” to be making history as Glastonbury’s shittest ever headline act

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

It’s Cuntychops friday!

[Joanne Davenport @SuperEvilJo]

@kanyewest The face of a controlled woman, clearly needs help