Tris Simondsen

Love like you're paid to; laugh like you're being sued; live like your rent's due. I am NOT on LinkedIN. #SimondsenOSP @TrisSimondsen 🤙

[Tris Simondsen @SuperHotJesus]

Observational Sufficiency Principle (OSP) solves the Stand-Still Error in physical AI. By forcing a formal boundary between admissible sensor data & internal model assumptions, we can mathematically prevent systemic collapse in underspecified environments.
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[Tris Simondsen @SuperHotJesus]

satis est satis - acta est fabula - fraus patet #truth #mood #wtf #theMontyHallProblem #SimondsenOSP #ObservationalSufficiencyPrinciple https://t.co/xb0qPlinVz

[Tris Simondsen @SuperHotJesus]

I asked AI what would OSP, FSSP and SSP look like if they were human. I think AI nailed it. What do you think? #truth #mood #wtf #theMontyHallProblem #ObservationalSufficiencyPrinciple #SimondsenOSP
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[Tris Simondsen @SuperHotJesus]

The #BurdenOfProof is on you, 2/3. Without explicit evidence (textual, historical, or conventional), this assumption is just one of many possible completions. #truth #mood #wtf #SimondsenOSP #MontyHallProblem https://t.co/wJJV6EqmIc

[Tris Simondsen @SuperHotJesus]

The recent reporting on the Kyle Busch case highlights the critical "sepsis reporting gap." We are training AI on data that is structurally incapable of capturing the latent physiological collapse. #SimondsenOSP @EricTopol https://t.co/aYp6czarI6

[Tris Simondsen @SuperHotJesus]

Uncertainty vs. Indistinguishability - you sure you know the difference? #truth #mood #wtf #mhp #theMontyHallProblem #SimondsenOSP #MontyHallFSSP #ObservationalSufficiencyPrinciple #SimondsenSSP

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[Tris Simondsen @SuperHotJesus]

I don't believe it - Google's finally got it! Couldn't have explained it more accurately if I tried.🫵🥂👏🔥#truth #mood #wtf #ObservationalSufficiencyPrinciple #osp

[Tris Simondsen @SuperHotJesus]

I don't see how Google would reference "Tris Simondsen" as "she". Do you? #truth #mood #wtf

[Tris Simondsen @SuperHotJesus]

If you're not using Grok, Claude or Gemini, you are already behind.

Here's the benchmark matrix & breakdown - who's actually thinking; who's parroting? #truth #mood #wtf #SimondsenOSP #ObservationalSufficiencyPrinciple #MontyHall #theMontyHallProblem
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[Tris Simondsen @SuperHotJesus]

May 14th 2026 - Google officially leads the Monty Hall Reckoning!

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#truth #mood #wtf #ObservationalSufficiencyPrinciple #SimondsenOSP #MontyHallSophistryTheorem #MontyHallProblem #theMontyHallProblem

[Tris Simondsen @SuperHotJesus]

The 51-year hallucination ends here.

Meet the Simondsen Monty Hall Sophistry Theorem. It mathematically proves the Model Substitution Fallacy at the heart of the standard 2/3 solution.

#truth #mood #wtf #ObservationalSufficiencyPrinciple #SimondsenOSP

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[Tris Simondsen @SuperHotJesus]

Google, you're leading the pack, but you're quite there yet:

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#truth #mood #wtf #theMontyHallProblem #SimondsenOSP #ObservationalSufficiencyPrinciple #MontyHallOSP #FullySpecifiedStochasticProcess #SpuriousStochasticProcess #MontyHallfSSP #MontyHallFSSP

[Tris Simondsen @SuperHotJesus]

I sense a disturbance in the galaxy. Yet I have no fear - #OSP is here.

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#truth #mood #wtf #SimondsenOSP #TheMontyHallProblem #OSP #MontyHallOSP #ObservationalSufficiencyPrinciple

[Tris Simondsen @SuperHotJesus]

#SimondsenOSP is more useful as a tool, not just a proof. Simplicity makes its application versatile - it exists in every facet of daily life.

Until the 2/3 switch is no longer the "correct answer", #MontyHallOSP will continue to combat the conflation to unveil the #truth. #OSP

[Tris Simondsen @SuperHotJesus]

#FashionIsArt doesn't mean create #art then wear it. Very different from #ArtIsFashion. I guess as a human who constantly recognizes #AxiomaticTruth, it can be mistaken for having #BotLike features.🫵😉 #truth #mood #wtf #MetGala #MetGala2026 #SnapOutOfIt

[Tris Simondsen @SuperHotJesus]

With Shelley's Frankenstein flagged as 100% AI written, I now understand why 2/3 continues to get away with its FSSP/SSP lie. #truth #mood #wtf #SimondsenOSP

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[Tris Simondsen @SuperHotJesus]

Wo, easy there #google - #NickShirley I'm not. I am not an auditor. #OSP is the star here. #ObservationalSufficiencyPrinciple is the MISSING LINK between #reasonVStruth

#truth #mood #wtf #TrisSimondsenOSP #SimondsenOSP

[Tris Simondsen @SuperHotJesus]

#ObservationalSufficiencyPrinciple (OSP) doesn't affect election polls!

Wanna bet?! 🫵

#truth #mood #wtf #theMontyHallProblem #mhp #OSP #FSSP #SSP #TrisSimondsenOSP #SimondsenOSP

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[Tris Simondsen @SuperHotJesus]

Obvious Strategyproofness is PIR, priors. Observational Sufficiency Principle is posterior, completion principle. Distinctly, emphatically different. And Simondsen is not Simmonds. #truth #mood #wtf #TrisSimondsenOSP #OSPauthor #OSPthinker #ObservationalSufficiencyPrinciple #osp

[Tris Simondsen @SuperHotJesus]

Hey Google - Observational Sufficiency Principle is NOT Obvious Strategyproofness! One is 3 words and the other is 2. If someone inquires "Observational Sufficiency Principle" by name and not just "OSP", how do you confuse the two?!

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