Super Juan

trying to esave the earth one esmile at a time #Superjuan parody account. Chill out

[Super Juan @SuperJuanJr]

So I hear this US #potus is now gonna be able to text millions. Imagine being in the highest office in the US, texting millions.... only to have so many to reply to you by telling you to f*** off or worse. Wish I could witness that #resists #DP2020 would be so proud!

[Super Juan @SuperJuanJr]

It been able to tweet for a while.... the WiFi in the universe varies from system to system. The big guy with the hammer kept saying I wasn’t worthy? Asgardian wouldn’t give me the WiFi password, they really need to get their stuff together #superjuan #asgard #Thor

[Super Juan @SuperJuanJr]

My alter ego’s job is stressful, I’d rather be out saving the world..... or just having a latte in peace... #superjuan #Mondays

[Super Juan @SuperJuanJr]

@YanJones89 @jasso28uk This tweet has caused me confusion as I am everywhere, what do you mean cropped up again ! 😂 #superjuan #superguy ...... is she cute ? 😂😂😂 with great power comes the ability to not be tied down as I’m comfortable on my own for now

[Super Juan @SuperJuanJr]

When people say something is #Super, my first thought is: Is there tacos involved??? If not, can it truly be super ? #SuperJuan #tacos #notsosuper

[Super Juan @SuperJuanJr]

Never..... wait, ALWAYS remember to wash your hands before rubbing your eyes after eating Jalapeños...... 😭 #SuperJuan #jalapenos #eyes #pain

[Super Juan @SuperJuanJr]

Super tip of the day, DON’T sneeze right after having a mouth full of bacon,eggs and toast. .......eew #superjuan #supermess

[Super Juan @SuperJuanJr]

What’s more Super than #Superjuan ? Having a Cinnamon Bun with a cuppa for breakfast 😂 #lazymorning no emergencies will be dealt with until after this ☕️🍩

[Super Juan @SuperJuanJr]

With great power comes... the ability to pick and choose my working hours, Monday’s 10-6, Tuesday to fridays 9-4:30, and some bank holidays if the weather sucks #superjuan

[Super Juan @SuperJuanJr]

......super early start. At least for me, Mornings shouldn’t be a superhero thing 😂 plus I’m being a Lab rat for a PhD student today! Surely that’s super enough! #superjuan

[Super Juan @SuperJuanJr]

Fire alarm at @Tesco in Rawtenstall... I was there ready to pounce into action. No need for #superjuan false alarm. Good thing too cause I’ve not put out a fire since the last time I tried to Bar-b-Que 😂

[Super Juan @SuperJuanJr]

Super way to start your day.... stuff yourself at breakfast 😂 bacon, eggs, toast and a cup of tea! #superstuffed

[Super Juan @SuperJuanJr]

Felt awesome after my training session! Felt like a beast..... until I worked out my BMI and it corrected me, I’m obese.... not a beast 😖 Cruse you BMI!!!!! #BMI #SuperJuan #superbummed

[Super Juan @SuperJuanJr]

Let have a super day today because do you want it to be just another crap average day?

[Super Juan @SuperJuanJr]

It’s a bird, it’s a plane ... no it’s ..... it’s ..... wait who the hell is #Superjuan?