Katie Jean 🪩

Time Magazine's Person of the Year 2006. Half unicorn, half superhero. In omnia paratus. she/her.

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

I got my Law Degree from Law & Order SVU university, so please don't argue with me

[CassidyJrdn @CassidyJrdn]

Did you know butterflies rest when it rains because it damages their wings?
It's okay to rest during the storms of life.
You'll fly again when it's over.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me coming home after being friendly and social all day:

[pop culture @gagasyuyi]

random stuff lady gaga went viral for, a very long thread:

[Chelsea Pope @chelseathepope]

Dang had no idea the impulse-purchase clothes I got at Target in 2014 would be The Clothes I Wear For The Rest Of My Life

[Kameron @KameronRaji]

STOP TRYING TO FORCE EVERYONE TO MONETIZE THEIR HOBBIES AND TURN THEM INTO BUSINESSES! ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO HAVE HOBBIES THAT DON'T REQUIRE THEM TO PRODUCE FOR OTHERS. STOP TRYING TO CREATE JOBS OUT OF JOY. LET JOY EXIST AS IS.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The disabled 500 pound lion and his unlikely Dachshund friends who have been inseparable ever since the lion was a cub.

[Katie Jean 🪩 @SuperKatieJean]

Oh man it’s raining on a Saturday? I guess I’ll just have to cancel all my plans and watch Harry Potter

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Women meeting each other for the first time

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“thank god it’s the weekend”

me Saturday and Sunday:

[Katie Jean 🪩 @SuperKatieJean]

Why hasn’t this been in a @twofriendsmusic Big Bootie Mix yet

[luxx noir london ⋆｡°✩ @luxxnoirlondon]

RuPaul for the superbowl halftime show next year

[Katie Jean 🪩 @SuperKatieJean]

The worst part about baking is that I just spent over 24 hours making dough, the starter has been something I worked on since beginning of January, and now I have to wait 3+ hours before I can cut the loaf I just made to see if it’s even edible

[Katie Jean 🪩 @SuperKatieJean]

This is me teaching yoga at the front of the room jamming to my ambient playlist while everyone flows through Sun Sals

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

them: “you seem like a quiet person”

me when i’m by myself:

[Katie Jean 🪩 @SuperKatieJean]

I’m out here educating people on the dating timeline, explaining lyrics. How did this happen

[Katie Jean 🪩 @SuperKatieJean]

Somehow I have become the resident Swiftie in all of my circles. This is all @nsczerbinski ‘s fault, and I had nothing to do with it.