Kapalu

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[SMOOTH MELANIN @smoothmelanin]

Got a 100% in the hood

[rumpel⚙️🔫 @rumpel_irving]

When my girlfriend of 3 years say it’s time to move in together

[DRUSKI @druski]

I SAID IT BUT I WHISPERED IT 🤫😂

[DRUSKI @druski]

The prequel to MICHAEL... 'JOE' 😂 COMING TO THEATERS SOON

[Firebird’s ghost👻 @GhostofFirebird]

Dont even gotta beat his ass, lil nigga stuck in purgatory for the next hour clearly

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

Probably smells really crazy out there right now

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

So that’s why white people didn't assimilate to Native American culture?

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When you change lanes in traffic and now ya old lane start to move faster..

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I have no more passwords left in me.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Food trucks need to go back to being cheaper than dine in restaurants. Paying restaurant prices to eat on a sidewalk was never part of the deal.

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

When I'm shopping and I run into a black shirt with no brands or logos

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[DP 🐐 @AyoVanta_]

At this rate, all y’all flyers look the same. We don’t know if you’re selling food, promoting a party, or doing taxes. 😭

[Adika @Adikastakes]

I hate the fact that once you question a Nigerian’s intellect their automatic response is to start comparing how much money they have to you. So because you’re rich you think you can’t be stupid?

[Lu @blxcksaint]

You niggas wanna win right?

[Sammy Smacks @SammySmacks26]

“Overstood” 😭😭😭😭😭yooo them niggas were on GO

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

The fact that I survived seasons where my income wasn’t enough but my needs were still met will always be proof that God came through for me.

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

"If i were you" might be the most pointless hypothetical. If you were me you would do exactly what i did cuz you'd be me

[out of context brazil @oocbrazill]

o conceito de não pagar os próprios funcionários e esperar que os clientes paguem eles por você é a coisa mais estadunidense possível

[bum @BattleRapBum]

“last mission I swear”