Mike

Fan of Superman, Movies, TV, the KVJ show, LOST, Kane, Survivor, the Mets and many more!

[Mike @SuperMetsK31]

@donaldjr They are open. You're thinking of Regal, they're closed.

[Mike @SuperMetsK31]

@KVJShow "Why can't porn stars ever get to the point? ... Because they beat around the bush." #JokeJury

[Mike @SuperMetsK31]

@KVJShow "What kind of potatoes like to send nude photos? ... Tater thots." #JokeJury

[Mike @SuperMetsK31]

@KVJShow "Why did the captain give into parking his ship at the arena? ... He felt pier pressure." #JokeJury

[Mike @SuperMetsK31]

@KVJShow "What does Barney Rubble watch when he wants to learn about technology, entertainment, and design? ... A Fred talk." #JokeJury

[Mike @SuperMetsK31]

@KVJShow "What do you call a TV drama with Yeezy as president? ... The Kanye West Wing." #JokeJury

[Mike @SuperMetsK31]

@KVJShow J: "Do you drop your phone a lot Kev?" K: "No." J: "How?" K: "I'm careful." J: "I don't know man, I feel like I am too." V: "We lie loudest, when we lie to ourselves!" #VirginiaZingers

[Mike @SuperMetsK31]

@donaldjr My 2nd fav movie, after Endgame, last year!

[Mike @SuperMetsK31]

@KVJShow "What snack do pimps eat? ... Ho Hos." #JokeJury

[Mike @SuperMetsK31]

@KVJShow "What do you call a nocturnal actor? ... Owl Pacino." #JokeJury

[Mike @SuperMetsK31]

@KVJShow "What do you a call an infamous gun-slinging octopus? ... Billy the Squid." #JokeJury

[Mike @SuperMetsK31]

@KVJShow "What do you call a comedian who approaches kids in public bathrooms? ... Rodney Stranger Dangerfield." #JokeJury

[Mike @SuperMetsK31]

@KVJShow "Who runs the sandwich shop in a Buddhist temple? ... The Deli Lama." #JokeJury

[Mike @SuperMetsK31]

@KVJShow Thought of the Day - V: "She went to big! You know you have a seven word limit!" #VirginiaZingers

[Mike @SuperMetsK31]

@KVJShow "It feels good to be a champion, finally we have a winner in this room. Too long we've been losers!" #VirginiaZingers

[Mike @SuperMetsK31]

@KVJShow J: "And go for the record, don't go to beat me!" K: "Cause if you stack two, you beat JBird!" #KevinSmugQuotes

[Mike @SuperMetsK31]

@KVJShow "Failure, you wear it well!" #VirginiaZingers

[Mike @SuperMetsK31]

@KVJShow "How does Big Bird like his sex? ... Ruffleupagus." #JokeJury

[Mike @SuperMetsK31]

@KVJShow "What do you call a marine biologist who pimps out orcas? ... Deuce Bigalow: Whale Gigolo." #JokeJury

[Mike @SuperMetsK31]

@KVJShow "What happened to the grand opening of the unorganized steam room? ... It was a total schvitz show." #JokeJury