s.webby

[Sam @zo1oft]

Being put down like a sick dog probably feels good asf

[Millie @bumpasshell]

It’s pointlessly isolate yourself summer

[vivian @blewmarine]

i’m not even catholic i’m just into guilt recreationally

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Goodbye, Morris. We are all gonna miss you. You could be hard on directors, make-up artists, costumers - really anyone with arms or legs - but I know you did it for the ultimate good of the film. The day you wouldn’t come out of your trailer unless we sent in 40 heads of lettuce taught me a powerful lesson: never compromise your art. I will never forget at craft service that time when we split the Three Musketeers bar and you let me have the bigger half. But that’s who you were.

I know your character’s decapitation in the first movie precluded your participation in the sequel, but we all appreciated the fruit basket and the hilarious note. I will miss the sound of your tail sliding through the tall grass, your cold, bumpy skin, but, most of all, I will miss your infectious laugh. Thanks to Mr. Young for taking care of you all these years, and vaya con dios, old friend.

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

can’t even knock on wood these days. that’s why it’s all going bad. “knock on laminated particle board”. go fuck yourself. that’s insane

[primateluvr @primateluvr]

"Get a job" nope I'm sitting on da banana

[s.webby @SuperSamson98]

Proud home renters 🏡💪🙏
@r0ryh

[Chris @citehchris]

this, 7 beers, sad country songs, and asking am i stripes or solids before every shot

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Goop truly makes ooze look like slime

[s.webby @SuperSamson98]

Timeline cleanse

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

I'm so influenced by factors

[marina @bloodmajicks]

when will somebody love me for my volatile and erratic behavior

[s.webby @SuperSamson98]

This app sucks so bad that when I have a funny idea I have to tweet and immediately exit as to preserve my sanity

[s.webby @SuperSamson98]

The hunt for bud october

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

I see... it appears the Monkey of Love has visited you, and peeled open the Banana of Desire..

[jame @kloogans]

never trust a man with no objects. what do you mean you have nothing on you. where is your stuff

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

bro when was the last time you had your fancy tickled

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

The concept of 45 minutes.. love that

[s.webby @SuperSamson98]

Just watched bo Nickal get his shit rocked