Virginia Scarlett

Exploring the world, one adventure at a time

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Me: let’s go to sleep
My brain: you want to run through all the most embarrassing moments of your life?

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When you ask a server 3 times for water but they don’t understand your accent and tell you they don’t have that so you have to order wine instead…

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Thank you @DallasStars @dallasmavs @dallascowboys

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My favourite is when you walk into the hairdressers hungover & they hand you a Truly

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The roadside in the US is wild - there’s a ‘We Love Jesus’ billboard, next to a sex shop, next to a gas station with a tiger in it

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True story: last night someone complimented my accent and asked me where I was from. I relied ‘England’ & she no joke asked me what language do they speak there? #WelcomeToAmerica

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The one downside of no longer wearing a mask at work is I’m constantly paranoid I have something in my teeth

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The fact two ex’s got married to different people on the same weekend is the drama I live for

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Everything we say at funerals should be said at birthday parties instead.

We leave so much love unspoken.

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My building can’t burn down when the only items of clothing I’m wearing are sweat pants and a T-shirt I got free from a strip club

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Looking back at old pictures thinking- what happened to that sweater?

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My favourite response to when people say ‘you can take your mask off’ is ‘I’m actually super sick’ & they always want you to keep it on after that

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A coworker just said to me ‘I’ve had the day from hell’
yeahhhh welcome to the club, we are all having the day from hell

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Drinking Hot Toddy’s like they are single handedly going to cure my cold and bring back my voice

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My goal for tonight is to take off both of my shoes before I get into bed, not just 1…

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Just called my Dad, he didn’t pick up, he just sent me a selfie of him at a bar 😂

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Nothing more annoying then a person who gets in an elevator for ONE floor

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Asking my Mum a question about cooking & she replies ‘ sometimes I really do wonder if my children know the World Wide Web exists’

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My Mother just said ‘the kids are going out in half an hour’
Referring to me & my brother
I’m 32 & my brother is 26

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Love the fact I’m coming home for a visit & my Mum has started a document titled ‘Hurricane Virginia’