Scamp

Vulgarity at its finest. In all seriousness, I'm not that serious. Hair/makeup artist. She/her

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"My boyfriend surprised me with two organic, non GMO chocolate bars" is an actual thing I just read on Facebook.

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“Yeah i ate today”
The food:

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The cinnabussy is the best part

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Nothing compares

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I don’t wear heels cause I’d look like The Gromble

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When the drip comes with two full servings of vegetables

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@kristynshelby Lmfao i also thing it’s cringe 😬

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@DrewAfualo Did she get picked?

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Who need their strawbussy ate?

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Your phones storage after trying to get the perfect butthole shot for Valentine’s Day

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I wouldn’t tell anyone if i successfully sold my kidney but there would be hints

[Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes]

last year I tried to translate a bag of rice crackers using google translate and here are some more of the ingredients it gave me

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Me at the salon

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McDonalds be putting their whole McDussy in the fountain Coke

[Claire!!!!!!! @awkwardfoxes]

this year for Halloween I’m going as “Girl Whose Boobs Are Too Big” 😩

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Y’all fuck with the fibromyalgia sequins?

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Me to dog: Noooo, we don’t bite pillow.
Also me: Well, i do. You don’t.

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

Your honor what’s the move after this like what’s everyone getting into