Archimedes

They always say life is a constant learning experience. They never tell you that sometimes the learning comes too late.

[Archimedes @SuperSoilStar]

@cinocinc Well then, glad I could help..!

[Archimedes @SuperSoilStar]

@cinocinc Can I ask in what way?

[Archimedes @SuperSoilStar]

@cinocinc Just... in general?
Blue. Definitely.

[Archimedes @SuperSoilStar]

@cinocinc Hah!
Now, I promise, other topics I’m much more of an expert in. Got any lingering questions I can return the favor with?

[Archimedes @SuperSoilStar]

@cinocinc *He nods once, slowly*
Thanks. You’re actually very helpful!
Maybe I’ll just get her the hat for now. Then later, when I do get her an actual gift, it’ll be something special.

[Archimedes @SuperSoilStar]

@cinocinc I suppose!
Maybe I’m overthinking this.

[Archimedes @SuperSoilStar]

@cinocinc Can Grass types even wear coats..? Don’t they need to, like, photosynthesize or something???

[Archimedes @SuperSoilStar]

@cinocinc That’s exactly what Aristotle said..........
I don’t know if I want to go straight to admitting /that/, but, well, I can say at least that I want to make her happy. She’s... always got a lot on her mind.

[Archimedes @SuperSoilStar]

@cinocinc I mean, she... would. In general. But, maybe /this/ isn’t the best way to do that...
...Were you trying to imply something?

[Archimedes @SuperSoilStar]

@cinocinc The thing is, the hat is one thing, but do I REALLY want to get her a whole entire trench coat for a joke when that wasn’t even part of the joke? So then I thought, well maybe I’ll get her a coat she can actually use. But that kind of loses the plot even more...

[Archimedes @SuperSoilStar]

@cinocinc Ack! Again! That’s what I thought...
See, I’m in way too deep on this inside joke. I was trying to get my friend a detective hat, but all we could find was a fedora, and then the person selling it suggested a trench coat to go along with it, but this was just for a joke and...!

[Archimedes @SuperSoilStar]

@cinocinc Curses!
Well, as long as I’m in this role... could I get your opinion on this, one tourist to another?

[Archimedes @SuperSoilStar]

@cinocinc Well...!
B-but it’s not for me! Does that still count?

[Archimedes @SuperSoilStar]

@cinocinc Ack..!
W-well! This is for a special circumstance, you see. I’m not a window shopper by habit!

[Archimedes @SuperSoilStar]

@cinocinc I... suppose that depends on how you define local. Right now I live, err... a couple towns over. Though, I was born in the south end of the region

[Archimedes @SuperSoilStar]

@cinocinc Hah, a tourist complaining about tourists? Interesting.
Oh! My name’s Archimedes. *He extends a claw*

[Archimedes @SuperSoilStar]

@ArcingFeathers ...Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[Archimedes @SuperSoilStar]

Aristotle! I need your help! *He BURSTS out of the dirt, directly below the tree where the proto-bird is perched* @ArcingFeathers

[Archimedes @SuperSoilStar]

@ArcingFeathers Pffft—
Yeah, sure.

Alright, c’mon. She’s probably done with the list by now.

[Archimedes @SuperSoilStar]

@ArcingFeathers ...Uh-huh.
Well, look for her while we’re out, I guess. Otherwise I’m asking for directions to the nearest hat store.