SuperViperT302

Speedrunner | Creative Writer | Follower of Christ

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Okay this happened a lot sooner than I expected but I'll take it 😅still a lot of time to save though, but hey, I got the 2:57!

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Life insurance should refer to when you stock up on extra lives while playing a shmup

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I'm very tempted to do a writing stream rn, but I'm afraid to not because I don't think anybody will watch, but because I'm worried anybody who does tune in might find my writing style weird

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(for now, all this means is no more SMS runs and no more Rhythm Heaven Fever streams/runs until I can get my hands on a new OG Wii, whenever that may be)

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After almost 6 years of running on life support, my Wii has finally taken its last breaths, as it seems to have lost the ability to read discs altogether. 'Twas a good run but sadly our time together has come to an end.

Rest well, old friend. You've done me a great service.

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This still stands as one of the best tweets I've ever made

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@lshschoir

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Why do the names of vertical drama shows always sound like anime titles?

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Sadly, my streak of attending SGDQ will be ending this year. I just withdrew my registration as I personally have no incentive to attend this time around. GGs to everyone who was accepted and I hope anyone who does attend has a great time!

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If you were to draw a parallel between speedrunning age and dog years, I'd be close to 80 years old

Seems about right for me lmao

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@Bubzia1 1. Pac-Man World (can't zigzag to save my life)
2. Crash Twinsanity (don't own the game and it looks daunting af to learn)
3. The Incredibles (the optimal version to run is Xbox, which I don't own, and apparently Xbox 360 backwards compatibility is kinda broken)

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If there was a BnL comedian bot whose main function was telling jokes, I bet it would be named FUN-E

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@Haddon_field @ersatz_cats @Guy_Inc0g @CadBrad @Dexerto Show us exactly where Karl lied. If you can find one example of Karl explicitly saying his lawsuit was about cheating allegations (that isn't one of the dozens of examples that have already been thoroughly debunked), I will concede to your point.

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@Haddon_field @ersatz_cats @Guy_Inc0g @CadBrad @Dexerto Notch's financial contributions weren't to help Karl win the case, it was purely to help him with his legal fees--exactly what Karl used the money for. If Notch felt he got scammed by Karl, why did he still defend Karl even after he lost?

Oh yeah, that's right.

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@ersatz_cats @Haddon_field @Guy_Inc0g @CadBrad @Dexerto I'm getting some "birds of a feather" vibes from this guy here...

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@Haddon_field @ersatz_cats @Guy_Inc0g @CadBrad @Dexerto yOu ThInK yOu KnOw MoRe ThAn ThE jUdGe

I don't, but this guy does:
https://t.co/zVQxXLw5KG

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@Haddon_field @ersatz_cats @Guy_Inc0g @CadBrad @Dexerto Oh yeah, and also read this, since you're clearly wrong about Karl lying about the lawsuit: https://t.co/KyhHkfpFO1

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@Haddon_field @ersatz_cats @Guy_Inc0g @CadBrad @Dexerto We can't make you read.
https://t.co/2XAIeQ8S1o

Or, if your attention span is so short that you need the reader's digest version:
https://t.co/Wn1k4ZZGWG

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So apparently, if you actually do speedrun attempts, you're more likely to get PB improvements than if you choose to not do them

What a novel concept

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Who would've thought that one day I'd want to tear all my hair out and lose my sanity because of feeding a goat in a video game

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Has anybody seen the Toy Story 5 trailer who can tell me if it looks any good? I'm not really inclined to give the movie a chance and my hopes aren't high at all so I don't want to take a peek unless someone says it looks good