Cristian Miranda

Me gusta la música, toco guitarra y me gusta jugar minecraft, left 4 dead, siempre salgo mal en las fotos XD y me gusta el webeo :D

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En la #BovedaMicroplay está la #PS4...Si logras abrirla podría ser tuya, inténtalo aquí http://t.co/kbTeemRdzt

[Cristian Miranda @SuperUltraNigga]

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If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many. http://t.co/CRrsuTFteW

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Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/KB79lyACzu

[Cristian Miranda @SuperUltraNigga]

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/92NJYggz6H

[Cristian Miranda @SuperUltraNigga]

http://t.co/1cPyk5Jpke I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

[Cristian Miranda @SuperUltraNigga]

http://t.co/kOAIJpY78F I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

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Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/GoBOfoIwnT

[Cristian Miranda @SuperUltraNigga]

I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/3j6vyceAYl

[Cristian Miranda @SuperUltraNigga]

http://t.co/CaSVJXJ2fV It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

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http://t.co/0UHfi52RGn Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

[Cristian Miranda @SuperUltraNigga]

Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/hgae3Rd3NH

[Cristian Miranda @SuperUltraNigga]

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/p11y8Yq8QF

[Cristian Miranda @SuperUltraNigga]

I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/enGBCnvtsE

[Cristian Miranda @SuperUltraNigga]

http://t.co/dCzUqxTr7L Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

[Cristian Miranda @SuperUltraNigga]

http://t.co/UV7av4Kf Stupid people aren't flammable enough.

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http://t.co/zJ0iJaXV Okay, guys, yes, we know Bostonians have been calling iPods "IPads" for years. STOP MAKING FUN.

[Cristian Miranda @SuperUltraNigga]

If you're ever unsure whether a person is a muppet or a human try shoving your hand up their ass. http://t.co/ty0MSPrX

[Cristian Miranda @SuperUltraNigga]

http://t.co/CzNiefZ7 I bet when slutty girls get cremated instead of ashes the family just gets an urn full of glitter.

[Cristian Miranda @SuperUltraNigga]

If you hate Capitalism so much, then just write everything in lower case. Problem solved. http://t.co/83vXEiZg