Lance Gladis

[Lance Gladis @Super_1122]

There is no worse feeling than being a MN sports fan... Literally nothing.

[Lance Gladis @Super_1122]

Watch the tee if 18 at masters, how many people are you killing? I bet I could take three to four out with a snap hook skull to the left. #masters

[Lance Gladis @Super_1122]

Four days that should be national holidays, Thurs Fri of opening weekend of March madness and Thurs Fri of the Master's.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

“Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Jeffrey Epstein”

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

WHEN I SAID THAT DONALD TRUMP GOT SCHLONGED BY JOE BIDEN, IT MEANT GOT BEATEN BADLY. THE MEDIA KNOWS THIS. OFTEN USED WORD IN POLITICS! — GCN

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT HOLIDAY WEEKEND, EXCEPT OUR CLINICALLY ILL FELON PRESIDENT, STEPHEN MILLER, JD VANCE, JD’S COUCH, JD’S FUTON, KASH KANT KATCH ‘EM PATEL, KOSPLAY KRISTI, PARTICIPATION-TROPHY PETE, KAROLYN’ LEAVITT, SECRETARY BRAINWORM, AND MIKE “ALWAYS ON HIS KNEES” JOHNSON. — GCN

[Lance Gladis @Super_1122]

Who could have seen that coming... #wesuck #RyderCup

[Lance Gladis @Super_1122]

Wake up, see we are already getting trounced... Cripes Keegan. Definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result... #RyderCup

[Lance Gladis @Super_1122]

Patrick cantlay right now... Just en fuego #RyderCup2025

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

FAT SATAN BROKE THE U.N. ESCALATOR. THEN COULDN'T READ FROM THE TELEPROMPTER "ACETA ACEEDO ACETA-MENOPOSE ACETA-MINION-FENTANYL" (SAD)

[Lance Gladis @Super_1122]

Watching Brian Harman is painful... Just hit the damn ball already.

[Lance Gladis @Super_1122]

If you yell after a drive as a patron... I hope you stub your toe everyday for the rest of your life... #idiots #mashedpotatoes

[Lance Gladis @Super_1122]

Middle is open... #Oregon

[Lance Gladis @Super_1122]

Not really invested in the wcws... But anytime I can see the cult liberty u lose... That's a win. #religiousnutjobs

[Lance Gladis @Super_1122]

I think it's clear... Kisner sucks balls at this video game... #TGL

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

William Mouw posted a 13 on hole 17 at The American Express today. Reminding us all that golf is hard.

[Lance Gladis @Super_1122]

#mnsports #loserville