Jon Allen

[Jon Allen @Super_Jon74]

@TheKopHQ I'm in two minds about whether to even catch it on the box.

[Jon Allen @Super_Jon74]

@ImBreckWorsham Assume he was unable to tell which picture was the lion and which one the camel.

[Jon Allen @Super_Jon74]

@SMXLFC Surprised we never try to get a player on a new contract with a view to moving them on a year later to at least get a fee.

[Jon Allen @Super_Jon74]

@ImBreckWorsham Amazing how he needs a 6 month physical every 3 months. Pretty sure most presidents only have an annual physical.

[Jon Allen @Super_Jon74]

@BigRedSulk We only need a point against Brentford, but I can't imagine a world where we manage that.

[Jon Allen @Super_Jon74]

@ImBreckWorsham Disappointed that Baron isn't in shot sat on a full size replica lion.

[Jon Allen @Super_Jon74]

@ImBreckWorsham Based on who everyone is furious with at the moment, I assume it must be Hasan Piker...

[Jon Allen @Super_Jon74]

@kylegriffin1 But is this asylum seekers or mental asylum patients?...

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@ImBreckWorsham 4 times

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@ImBreckWorsham I just can't imagine Trump being able to convincingly fake this. I mean I've seen Home Alone 2.

[Jon Allen @Super_Jon74]

@TheKopHQ Pain

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@thesundaysport So he defo didn't get bummed to death by a zebra then?

[Jon Allen @Super_Jon74]

@RonFilipkowski Did we find out if disruption to oil supplies could impact pillow prices?

[Jon Allen @Super_Jon74]

@LetsTalk_FPL Should I fix my energy tariff now or risk seeing how this war pans out?

[Jon Allen @Super_Jon74]

@MartinSLewis @itvMLshow Has the current disruption to oil prices already baked in future energy price rises later in the year (post-April reductions)? i.e. Is taking a fix now, that is effectively at the energy price cap, a no-brainer?

[Jon Allen @Super_Jon74]

@BigRedSulk Up the Toffos

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@DaveOCKOP I'm sure we'll manage to concede a late equaliser against ourselves at home.

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@JosephPepper To be fair we have struggled against rubbish teams all season....and also against good teams.

[Jon Allen @Super_Jon74]

@shornKOOMINS Same. I was about 12/13 at the time. It was like he was playing a completely different game to everyone else. Constantly gliding past 3 or 4 players with ease and scoring hatfuls of goals. Still my favourite player ever.

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@SMXLFC Cringed my tits off hearing us sing attack attack attack. Proper underdog chant.