Chief Stone

Just for clarity, yes I am a parody... Saving humanity. Always smooth. RIP Sgt. Johnson.. Somebody tell Arbiter to HMU if you see him.

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Mike Evans 🤝 Kid Ink

Idk lol

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Rock music forever

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Sky’s heatin up sir

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Apple Music lame asf bro 🤣 how do y’all even use that shit

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You know you dead asf inside when the jump scare parts of a horror movie don’t even make you flinch lol

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Just watchin the sunrise for all the wrong reasons

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Big cities always be coming in clutch w Uber Eats tho

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I thought Theo Von was like 30

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The kids are getting dumber; the women are getting bigger.

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Is it? Oracle…what is halo’s purpose?

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Baseball fans:

*freak out on pitch tipping*

Football fans knowing the pre-snap read concept:

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80% of women in the midwest would immediately be filtered out lolol

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Unhinged Hinge update: Filter by 'Weight'

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And For just, one moment; it was like 2016 again

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Hoosiers forever

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Honestly , Chop sticks just piss me tf off. Why do we still use those

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Hail Mary or whatever

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Ladd McConkey and his pale ass has to be the biggest bust in fantasy football this year.

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Dammit man. Nothing worse than finding a banger song that’s been out a long time.

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Bout to buy an 85k truck just to feel sum’n again

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We shall hurt tomorrow morning, but our emails shall stay simple