Bernard Coley, Jr.

Karaoke Legend, Your Mother's Pool Boy in her wet dream and Twister Hall of Famer at Shady Grove Retirement Home. In other words, I fucking rock \m/

[LeVar Burton @levarburton]

There is a new star in the literary firmament and her name is @TheAmandaGorman!
#InaugurationDay

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

Happy birthday, Cloris Leachman!

[Dead Homer Society @deadhomers]

“Our broadcast range is only twenty-three feet, which makes us the most powerful jazz station in the entire US of A.”

[Uzo Aduba @UzoAduba]

#TBT #OITNB cc @OITNB

[Bernard Coley, Jr. @Super_Machado]

@Daredevil on @netflix is bananas. That's some binge watching right there, getting through season one. #GoodStuff

[Bernard Coley, Jr. @Super_Machado]

Where my #BBW ladies at?? #Never2Early

[Bernard Coley, Jr. @Super_Machado]

Did this nigga really just scammed at the Bank of America of Africa?? Lol. 😂 #Done #BanksWithoutBorders

[Animals @OhAnimals]

True friends stay by your side. ^

[Bernard Coley, Jr. @Super_Machado]

Does watching Kid Songs w/o kids while high make you a weirdo or just high as hell?

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad.

[Mike Epps @TheRealMikeEpps]

,@RealTracyMorgan U got the strength of 10 warriors. Keep fighting the good fight 4 ur recovery. With you all the way man. #respect

[Bernard Coley, Jr. @Super_Machado]

Nothing better than a big woman with rolls and curves in all the right places. #BBW #WetDreamSupreme

[Family Guy @FamilyGuyonFOX]

"A live turkey who loves roller-blading!... Our dog drew that." - Peter http://t.co/xIbx31VgE5 #familyguy

[Bernard Coley, Jr. @Super_Machado]

I don't think i'm supposed to be doing this at work. Oh well. #Boredom #RetailBeforeOpening #Bullshit

[Hip Hop Golden Age @HipHopGoldenAge]

Beastie Boys & Nas 2009

[Bernard Coley, Jr. @Super_Machado]

Slurp Slurp. #OodlesAndNoodles #Shrimp

[Bernard Coley, Jr. @Super_Machado]

If you don't know what it's like to look forward to some Shrimp #TopRamen, you haven't lived. #OodlesAndNoodles