Bongani

Everything that succeeds creates a condition for it's own demise, like a fire, it burns the fuel that feeds it and goes out.

[illythehost @illythehost]

They actually text. They even call. They share link to spotify. play imessage games. like girls are cool people if they vibe with you mate.

[Null @Vhoyde]

😂😂😂

[Woman @satoraurgojo]

This video makes me seriously tear up I feel so mentally ill he’s genuinely born for this shit

[member of Hamas🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @kwets11]

Ayo @grok if Soweto, the largest township in South Africa, was a country, how many east African countries would have a higher GDP per capita than Soweto?

[𝐥𝐞𝐲𝐞.𝐨𝐠 @leyeojeniyi]

you know what’s crazy? it ends on a random tuesday too.

[🎀🎀 @alimahtoxic]

So you're telling me the demonic horniness I feel during ovulation is what men feel regularly

[Patriot @PatrioticNews24]

bothata ke pouch.

[Null @Vhoyde]

Tyler Perry makes movies of questionable quality, but he keeps black actors paid.

[refentse @refentsek_]

hee.e ra ja tlhe

[oozyooh @oozyooh]

lol hayi ndigugile.

[Idris Elbow 💪🏾 @YallLuvCris]

If this was true we wouldn’t see so many tweets about the legendary super ex who did everything right but somehow he still became an ex…

[Gasane @Swelabelusi]

hard to flirt when you guys want vula mlomo at every turn😭😂

[TerryGiant @TerryGiant97]

Ah yes, coz dudes willing to commit violent crimes like murder and assault are definitely gonna draw the line at breaking a 9 PM curfew

And also who's enforcing this curfew at night? Male police/security? The military? Y'all really run these takes with zero processing power man

[Null @Vhoyde]

Now we just need someone on this app to go there and tell them to stop. Make sure you record it please.

[The Godmother 🇿🇦 @GodmotherThe]

Therapy ke mang a reke 6

[Savage🥀 @ihysavage]

You gotta be under a certain body fat percentage to pull off the goatee look

[Gustavo. @LordVizo__]

•With 3 kids
•4 bedroom double story, stand alone
•A BMW 320d for me
•An A200 for her
•A trip to another province once a year
•Kids Birthdays’ celebrated at Spur or McDonalds
• Saturday = sports day

Sign me up.

[Ta West @wfreemantle]

I just collapsed in the biscuit aisle kwaCheckers 😩

[иωατα αиαγο єzє @chisocriz]

Funny how most prostitutes are women, but at home it's magically a man's duty to initiate sex.
When it's unpaid, it's for men. And when it's profitable, it becomes 'women's liberation'