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A Conservationists, medical laboratory technician, ardent lover of football (@chelseafc ) , musics and movies. Unparalleled love for @Josephmorgan

[The Nigerian Farmer @Naija_farmers]

A farmer said he first knew something was wrong when his barn cat stopped coming home for milk. The cat had followed the same routine for years, but suddenly he was hunting at strange hours and slipping into the same patch of woods over and over. When the farmer checked his trail cameras, he saw the reason. His cat was carrying mice to a thin, injured mountain lion that looked too weak to hunt on its own.

Wildlife officers were called, and the mountain lion was safely taken in for treatment. Local college animal behavior experts later weighed in, saying the footage was extremely unusual because the cat appeared to return repeatedly, keep a careful distance, and still leave food close enough for the mountain lion to eat. One professor said, “That kind of repeated behavior is hard to ignore. It makes you wonder how much animals notice when another animal is struggling."

[ADA @Uc_heyy02]

FFS 🤦‍♀️ If Daenerys had listened to this woman when she arrived in Westeros instead of the idiot men on her council, things would’ve gone so much better for our Dragon Queen. 😭

The more I rewatch Game of Thrones, the more I think Olenna Tyrell was the smartest person in that room.

Daenerys arrived with three dragons, two armies & the strongest military advantage in Westeros.
Then Tyrion convinced her to give Cersei time.

If Dany had followed Olenna’s advice and attacked King’s Landing immediately, thousands of lives might have been saved.

No Loot Train Battle.
No wight hunt.
No dead Viserion.
No Night King riding an undead dragon.
No long war with Cersei.

The more I think about it, the more “Be a dragon” feels like the best advice Daenerys ever received.

Am I missing something?

[The Nigerian Farmer @Naija_farmers]

A man went to his lawyer and told him:
‘My neighbor owes me £500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?’

‘Do you have any proof he owes you the money?’ asked the lawyer.

‘Nope,’ replied the man.

‘OK, then write him a letter asking him for the £1,000 he owed you,’ said the lawyer.

‘But it’s only £500,’ replied the man.

‘Precisely.

That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!’

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

My UK 🇬🇧 Landlord called me over the weekend to say she wanted to come over for us to sign some fresh paper works 🤓🤓

Omo… my heart skipped. I told my Oga straight up, “this One landlord is coming I hope she’s not going to increase rent oo😫😫
Cause even if it’s by £50 I’m not paying I’ll just tell her I want to pack“😏😏

Long story short, she just came to make us aware of the new laws and renters right that will be in place from May 1st.🤩🤩

Apparently here’s what is changing in a couple of days, if you are renting in the UK 🇬🇧

1. no more fixed contract, (6 months or 1yr contracts dissolved) and you can leave a house with just 2 months notice 🤓🤩

2. no more sudden rent increase 🏡💸The law states that they can only increase rent once a year (this one sweet me ehnnnn😂😂) meaning landlords can’t use hikes in rent to indirectly chase u out 🤌

3. ”no fault’s eviction ” has ended ❌…
Meaning, your landlord can’t just give u quit notice, they need to prove a specific legal fault u have first in the court before telling you to leave and they must give 4months notice 🥸🤓

4. no bidding wars 🤓🤓🤓 - when I was house hunting, there are some houses I loved and wanted to pay for but someone else offered high price and landlord gave to the highest bidder. That has now ended. Landlords must agree and put a fixed price before advertising a house for rent 🤩🤩🥳

5. no more advance on rent…💸🧾💰
Upfront payments has been abolished so that people who don’t have savings can rent and pay as they earn😜🤓

6. landlords cannot discriminate anymore . They must not refuse to rent because you have pets, children or you’re on benefits- (this is huge 🫶🏻😸)

Lastly,

7. decent home standards: landlords are legally required to fix damps, molds, and safety hazards, if you notice any of these just send your landlord email straight and if they don’t respond you can report to your council 😺😹😸🤭

I just said ” did you come all these way just to tell me I now have more rights in your property?“🫣

She just laughed over it and said “legally, yes“.

Then I said,
On that last note, well there’s some molds behind the wall in one of the rooms, I just noticed it and still researching on the best way to handle it ”

She said where?! And I showed her.
That’s how landlord switched into full fixing mode, she went outside and grabbed this bucket, filled it with some liquid and legit started washing off the mold 🫠🫠

After washing she sprayed it and painted the wall herself and did other small small fixes here and there.🤓🤓🤓

In my mind I was like, ”this can never be naija Landlord o“😛😝
Code Scholar’s

[AgricQueen @ChimdiIbeawuchi]

I am a Woman and I dare to say this is True!

I was in the middle of a heated argument with a Former friend and she kept mentioning how she had always supported me.

I ignored it at first but out of curiosity I asked her because I couldn’t remember the support she was talking about.
These are the things she listed;
1. She has always liked my Facebook posts
2. She helped me get information from Aba about some Tailors.

I almost Fainted

[Samson🥶 @Super_samkojo]

@Elaw4musty1 😂😂😂

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@Elaw4musty1 😂😂😂😂😂

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@Elaw4musty1 Foolish reservoir man

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@eatable_chidi @FTBLsection Involuntary action 😂 you have no way to defend against it 😂

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@arojinle1 Okuko agba
Esheun 😀👍

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@Nig_Farmer Nigeria 1 vs 0 Morroco

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@Elaw4musty1 @_dhemii @JayNaija Loool

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

Cristiano Ronaldo is the World's Most Famous Person with 1 billion social media followers.

Mohamed Salah is Africa's Most Popular Person with 102 million social media followers.

Wizkid is Africa's Most Awarded Artist with 200 awards.

Michael Jackson is the World's Most Awarded Artist.

Wizkid is Africa's Best Selling Artist with over 81 million units.

Michael Jackson is the World's Best Selling Solo Artist with 340 million album units.

[Samson🥶 @Super_samkojo]

@Elaw4musty1 @kofoworola__a Now you see I'm right, No?

[Samson🥶 @Super_samkojo]

@Elaw4musty1 @kofoworola__a Thank God I complain the man when we win and lose, he set himself up for this. No pity for him

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@Elaw4musty1 @Just_chelseafc @Matt_Law_DT @kierangill_DM Move on abeg 😂

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@Elaw4musty1 @veekiebeen @Mercytwts Say God say na the Jersey 😂

[Samson🥶 @Super_samkojo]

@Elaw4musty1 Inshallah 🙏

[Samson🥶 @Super_samkojo]

@Elaw4musty1 Was with the extended family yesterday (mother side) to celebrate Christmas and thanksgiving for our matriarch at 90. It was too nice, I almost didn't go but I was happy I didn't miss it. Time to catch up, have discussions, reflect and all. Made good memories Fr 😃