Beau Johnson

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Fernando Tatís Jr. has most likely killed Jimmy Carter

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I’m a team player so I’ll take a bit under the midrange

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Hungry hungry himbos. @hasbro I dare you.

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@cibc missed opportunity to give McDavid hockey stick growth in your commercial.

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If Flava Flav started his career in the 2000s he would be A$AP Clocky

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It honestly makes sense NBA2K is sponsoring Summer League. Every game looks like how I would play with missed passes, dudes falling down and my create a character who looks like Slenderman

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Bidens new plan is slipping in a $20 to your birthday card.

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Where is the son of the mask now

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Brush Down Thotiana (Dentist Remix)

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Dragon Ball Xi: Everyone is Xi Jinping

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Dragon Ball She: Everyone is Bulma

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Church is a book club that really got out of hand

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Pro tip: go to your favourite bar in a snowstorm in case they get snowed in.

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Work meetings are the worst podcasts

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XGames announcers must be SO mad that nba guys can’t figure out a 540

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@tiktokwithchuck He’s going to be so good when he grows up

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Google searches for “Mac McClung height” 📈📈📈📈

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@cityoftoronto is the mayor role work from home friendly?

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They really should tell you to cook this stuff

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Officially too old and white. Crushed up instant ramen and it was too spicy for me.