Austin

第一次玩X有没有新人

[Austin @Superface101]

睡醒了 来X发泄了 这是没有人了吗色色

[Austin @Superface101]

第一次玩有没有新人一起色

[Austin @Superface101]

I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/WDaM4Q5RAE

[Austin @Superface101]

http://t.co/HJiOWKRoVV I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

[Austin @Superface101]

Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass. http://t.co/HL7fSk9Qnt

[Austin @Superface101]

http://t.co/Uvkibh0UJi Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

[Austin @Superface101]

How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence? http://t.co/FnkUnVPgKa

[Austin @Superface101]

Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/Au9UgWZokh

[Austin @Superface101]

I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/YaiMbVCi4P

[Austin @Superface101]

Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/Q0mSm80K3f

[Austin @Superface101]

"It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos http://t.co/EtW3LJwIoG

[Austin @Superface101]

Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork". http://t.co/PWxPX3D7By

[Austin @Superface101]

If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many. http://t.co/jd7yC13kXH

[Austin @Superface101]

I do most of my lying when I'm trying to get off the phone. http://t.co/87lH20SM

[Austin @Superface101]

http://t.co/WHNrGS7V My bread baking business has gone a rye.

[Austin @Superface101]

http://t.co/xTWL6tlH "What's up?" asked the guy with literally no sense of direction.

[Austin @Superface101]

http://t.co/NrvG2L0F Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

[Austin @Superface101]

I like to scream "YOURE MAKING A SCENE!" Whenever someone asks me for directions. http://t.co/Wkyj53rf

[Austin @Superface101]

"Hey, we're best friends! This is the most fun ever! Lets take some pictures!" - drunk people http://t.co/0qA2z60e

[Austin @Superface101]

I was promised today would be a new day. This feels suspiciously like a used Wednesday. http://t.co/JWdZS0x6