Drunk Superhero Mayor

loves: Kona big wave, midwest politics, matt carpenter’s Yankees stint, defending Daniel jones. hates: extra innings baserunner on 2nd, vegans, Brandel chamblee

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So according to @Underdog, if I don’t see any value on the board they can just STEAL my hard-earned money, straight from my account.

BULLSHIT! Justice for SuperheroMayor!

RETURN THE FUNDS, OR ELSE!

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@Mike_kim714 Mike: first time / long time. Please allow me to caddy for you at the fifth major. If I miss the umbrella between 15/16 I’ll do it all for free!

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@notthefakeSVP @stoolpresidente @WuTangClan Scott, you ever had a pie and a Peroni at Deninos in the village?

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@HunterBiden @Secondstar14 What about Connecticut

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@AndyStaples Oh shut the fuck up, you pretentious dickbag. You know what you were doing: posting a clickbait, cropped video which lacked context. You are no better than political AI slop on TikTok and on3 should be ashamed to employ you

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@BretBielema Go eat some pork ribs you fat slob

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@AndyStaples You left out the context of the question he was responding to, you incompetent hack

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@HaydenWinks It’s crazy how people post these things without acknowledging the eagles drafted another first round WR

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@JoeOrrico they drafted another WR you fucking imbecile

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@tappedinpierre https://t.co/OcbicIke7k

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So according to @Underdog, if I don’t see any value on the board they can just STEAL my hard-earned money, straight from my account.

BULLSHIT! Justice for SuperheroMayor!

RETURN THE FUNDS, OR ELSE!

[Drunk Superhero Mayor @SuperheroMayor]

@kclairerogers Carnoustie?

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@maxmets12 @UnderdogGolf How is it clickbait? It’s correct.

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@levelsio Open your bedroom door bozo

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@DDuggan21 Are you still there Dan

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@chiphenny Nice one dude 😂😂😂. That shits going viral

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@chiphenny @NickWatts lol no, im mad because he’s a virtue signaling loser

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@chiphenny @NickWatts

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@anomsiiwa @SeveTom @davidsenra Stfu you dumb glazers. They aren’t going to hire you

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@davidsenra I wonder why MA said this. Oh wait, it’s all a grift:

https://t.co/tvgHeVYhda

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@davidsenra @pmarca & @elonmusk I don’t subtweet

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@davidsenra I wonder why MA said this. Oh wait, it’s all a grift:

https://t.co/tvgHeVYhda